/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

sage

August

Chud stepped out of the school bus, something he’d done many times befure in his 18 years of living. It felt different this time; it was his Senior year at Whitehaven High. He couldn’t say he was looking furward to it, although he wasn’t exactly going to miss this place. 
He was wearing a green polo shirt with khaki shorts. Not the most exciting fit, but a lot better than what Chud tried to wear freshman year. His Mom threw a fit when she saw him walk out the door with the swastika shirt he got from some dodgy Chinese website. In hindsight, he was glad she caught him. The last thing he needed was to be expelled on his first day in high school and be known as the Nazi kid. Well, that last part didn’t even matter; his social status was permanently tarnished anyway. Fucking Jews.
Chud adjusted his glasses and sighed as he made his way through the crowd of students. They were talking to each other, presumably catching up with their friends about what they did that summer.

What did I do this summer? Uhh… let's see, I played Hearts of Iron IV, watched my favorite based E-celebs, and argued with troons on 4cuck! Oh, and I also started nofap again after that fat jap kitty pooch from science class ruined my streak with her massive Z cups. It’s not my fault, foids these days dress like complete sluts… where did all the trad girls go?

Chud entered his first-period classroom and sat down at a desk in the middle. Apparently, this class was about college preparation or something like that. He chose it as an elective because it was supposedly an easy grade. The teacher was an older white guy (Human, thankfully). Seeing him in a position of power was reassuring fur Chud.

Whitehaven. This place was built by the nation’s founding stock. Aryan White men who didn’t take any shit. Chud remembered learning back in middle school about how this town was originally fur White humans only. From then on, he was convinced that what turned Whitehaven into a shithole was when they repealed segregation laws in the 60s. More students entered the room; Mutts, coons, pooches, nigs, beaners, barely any humans like him. We shouldn’t be living with these half animals (negros, spics, chinks), much less full ones. 
Chud muttered something under his breath and took out his notebook. Guess I’ll scribble to pass the time till class starts. He began to draw his favorite symbol: The Sonnenrad. Mainly because it was a less overt version of the swastika. Hmmm… I think I’ll draw myself enacting TND, TKD, TAD, and TGD to these worthless NPCs. He drew a banner under the Sonnenrad and finished writing “TND” when a vixen entered Chud’s peripheral vision.

Well… to be more specific, it was her chest that got his attention. She was wearing a buttoned-up white shirt along with a blue skirt. Chud never understood why some anthros wore clothes like humans while others wore only a shirt or nothing at all. The Jews probably had something to do with it. They wanted White men to mix with the anthros (Even though it was illegal to have children with them… fur now) instead of raising the white birthrates. Just another component of the great replacement. He watched the vixen’s chest jiggle as she sat down a few desks in front of Chud.

Chud realized he was getting… excited. Oh shit… not now! She turned her head to talk to a black kitty sitting next to her. His heart dropped. Then it began to beat. A lot. Too much. What the fuck? Why does she look familiar? Do I know her? Fuck, what am I doing? What if the teacher makes us stand up and tell a fact about ourselves as some shitty attempt at an icebreaker? Chud glanced down at his shorts. Shit. I need to distract myself! He continued to doodle his power fantasy, but he couldn’t help but sneak a few glances at the mysterious fox girl.

The teacher began roll call. Chud didn’t pay much attention to the names. He wasn’t the type to make friends. Besides, he learned from a podcast that being alone makes you a SIGMA MALE or something like that-
>Uhhh… Robin Mimmi?
<Here!

R-Robin? Memories began to flood Chud’s mind. Memories from long ago…The classroom disappeared into a void.

It was 5th grade. Valentine’s Day. The holiday Chud hated the most. But this time, he was actually looking furward to it. He spent all night and most of his allowance on making an extravagant letter just fur her. He put it inside a heart-shaped box of chocolates. His mom teased him fur trying too hard to impress his “girlfriend”. No Mom, she’s not my girlfriend yet, but after tomorrow, she will be!

He remembered how nervous he was. He could barely pay attention to the teacher’s lesson. All he cared about was the gift exchange they would do near the end of the day. 
Robin. The gamer fox girl. He was surprised to learn that girls who play video games existed. Not to mention that she was cute, cuter than the human girls, that’s fur sure. He never really talked to her, nor did he talk to anyone at all. He was known as the quiet, weird kid in class. He would get in trouble all the time fur getting into pointless arguments with the other kids (Mainly the minority ones now that Chud thought about it), doodling in his notebook(fureshadowing), or being caught playing his DS. Robin would never want anything to do with him! Heh. Just wait until she sees what I made fur her! That’ll change her mind! And maybe that’ll convince everyone else in class to be friends with me and-
>Hey, guys, look at what four eyes is carrying!
<Is that… a love letter? And chocolates?
>HAHAHA!!! Is he walking towards Robin’s desk? The weird kid has a crush on her?
<She would never like you! Weirdo!
>Isn’t she like…already dating Chad? You know… the fastest guy in the class?

The rest of the class stared at the scrawny preteen walking towards Robin’s desk. He froze. Then they started laughing at him and calling him all sorts of names. Some threw candy, aiming at his glasses. Chud looked at Robin and felt his heart break as he saw her gekkering along with them. His glasses began to fog up. Tears ran down his cheeks. Chud dropped the box on the floor and screamed at everyone.
>…I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!! YOU WILL ALL PAY fur THIS ONE DAY!!!!
He cried as he ran out of the classroom. The rest of his day was spent waiting in the principal’s office fur his mom. Much to Chud’s dismay, HE was the one who got in trouble, not the people who bullied him into crashing out. 
>W… why did she laugh at me?
Chud sniffled as he fidgeted on the bench.
>Is it because I’m ugly…? D…did I do something to her? Does she just hate me fur no reason…?

The rest of the year was a nightmare fur Chud. His peers took every opportunity to tease him. Robin went from being his crush to his personal bully. He finally got her to notice him, not as a love interest, but as a target. Not even his video games were safe from her wrath. He would take out his DS on the bus ride home, only to find he was missing some cartridges. The next day, she would brag to her friends about her “new” games that just happened to be the same ones Chud was missing. Although he suspected that it was Chad who did the stealing, she was the mastermind behind it. The worst bullying incident was on the final day of 5th grade. There was a special party hosted by the school since they would be moving on to middle school the coming fall. Everyone seemed to go out of their way to treat him like a ghost at the party. Chud didn’t mind; he was glad to not be targeted fur once. He was caught off guard when Robin approached him. She apologized fur her behavior and even invited him over to her house to play together with her new Wii U. If she can furgive me… then maybe everyone else did the same and realized that hating me wouldn’t matter since we’re… 
How naïve Chud was.

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A minute after he got off the school bus and started down the street, he was ambushed by Chad and his friends. He stood no chance. By the time all was said and done, Chud was left lying on the sidewalk with a bloody snout and covered in bruises. His backpack was ransacked; they even took his DS! He was utterly defeated. But he never told anyone what happened. Chud told his mom he was attacked by random homeless anthro hyenas. The police were involved, but since he didn’t spill the beans, nothing came out of it. He didn’t know why he didn’t. Maybe because he thought no one would believe him if he said it was people from school. Maybe he was scared they would target him again in middle school. After all, HE was known as the weird kid that caused trouble, not them.

One thing he didn’t expect to happen came to his doorstep a week later. He was surprised yet infuriated to see it was Robin. Why the fuck is this pooch at my house? Is she trying to set me up fur another ambush? What a worthless cunt she is! I literally have nothing else fur them to steal! Chud could hear her through his front door.
<Chud.. I’m sorry! I didn’t know Chad was gonna do that… 
<I really meant it when I said I was sorry! I was looking furward to you coming over…
<We broke up already… I don’t want anything to do with him after what he did to you…

Lying pooch.
>FUCK OFF! LIKE I’LL BELIEVE YOU!!! JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY YOU STUPID DUMB WHORE!!! I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!!!
Chud heard her sniffling befure she left. Good riddance! It wasn’t until his mom got home that he learned that she had left some of the DS games she had stolen at his front door. It didn’t matter at that point. The damage had already been done. Chud wanted nothing to do with her, EVEN if she was telling the truth. By the time 6th grade began, he’d moved on and largely furgotten about the whole fiasco until just now.

S…stupid whore! I don’t care if you have a chest now! He briefly imagined how soft they would feel in his- GAH! I still want nothing to do with you! Do you know how much trauma you gave me? Whatever… even if I furgave you… It's not like you’ll want to be with me anyway… I’m just a worthless pathetic chudcel-
>Chud Wesfallen?
>Chud Wesfallen!?!?
>Ehem!
>Is Chud Wesfa-
<Erm! I’m here! Sorry…
Chud snapped back to reality. He noticed the entire class looked his way. Even Robin.

The teacher walked over to Chud’s desk. Chud fumbled with his pencil, dropping it while trying to quickly erase the most offending parts of his doodle.
<Mr. Wesfallen?
>Y… yes, sir?
<As you’re now a senior, I would expect you of all people to mature beyond doodling in class.  Especially in my class. As you know, young man, our goal this year is to teach you how to prepare fur your next stage of life. College. And guess what, young man?
>W… what, sir?
<Doodling while your professor is giving a lecture is not looked upon nicely in college, No siree…

Chud heard some of his classmates chuckle. He felt his face turning red. Fuck! The first day, and I’m already making a fool out of myself!
<And what exactly is it that you are doodling in my class, young man?
>Uhhh…

Chud had erased most of the banner by then. He could’ve maybe erased it entirely if the teacher hadn’t swiped the notebook from him.
<Hmmm…

The teacher readjusted his glasses. He seemed to be confused. OH SHIT! IT'S OVER fur ME! THEY’RE PROBABLY GONNA TAG ME AS A FUTURE NAZI MASS SHOOTER OR SOMETHING! 
<Mr. Wesfallen, what does “TND” mean? Is it an acronym?
The class laughed. Chud’s face was burning red hot. He shot a quick look at Robin and made eye contact fur a split second. He looked away befure he had a chance to register her reaction. Not like it mattered anymore… 
>Uhhh… Totally... Nice Day?
<Really?
>Y… yes sir…

The teacher grunted and ripped out the page. He set the notebook down on Chud’s desk and walked back to the front of the classroom. He got a magnet from the whiteboard and used it to display the doodle fur all to see. As the class roared in laughter, Chud put his head down on the desk in defeat. It’s over…

Chud didn’t really pay much attention to the rest of his classes. He was looking furward to lunch. I’ll finally get some alone time there… As usual, he sat alone towards the edge of the cafeteria, the same spot he had sat at fur the three previous years. Chud slouched down onto the bench and took out his chicken sandwich. He wasn’t really that hungry; his mind couldn’t stop replaying what happened that morning. God, I’m such a fucking loser! Now everyone is gonna think I’m the weird kid! And I was actually trying to get by this year without any bullshit happening to me… And what about Robin? I mean, if I did have a chance with her, now it's gone… I might as well accept my fate as an unlovable, sexless, pathetic-
<Pssst!
>Huh?

Chud brought his head up. Standing next to him was a red fox wearing a green jacket. Or… was she brown? Why do they call them red foxes if-
<Ch…Chud, that’s your name, right? Are… you gonna finish that chicken sammich~?
>Uhhh… no, you can have it, I guess…
<OHHH~! Thank you!

She grabbed the sandwich and ate it faster than Chud thought was physically possible. Damn, this foid must’ve been hungry! She licked her fingers and wiped her snout. She flashed Chud a cute smile.
<GEEEKKKK~!!!
<Thank you sooo much~! I LOOOVE chicken borgers~!

Borger? Who the fuck says “borger” instead of burger? Chud realized that she had a slight accent to her voice, a Hispanic one if he had to guess. Wait? She’s latinx? KEEEK NO WONDER WHY SHE CALLED IT A BORGER!!! SHE’S AN ESL BEANER SPIC FOX!!! DID SHE JUST JUMP THE BORDER OR SOMETHING???

Chud smiled to himself. He couldn’t wait to post about this on 4chan. He’d never seen a Latinx person befure, human or animal (What’s the difference?) But he’d read all kinds of horror stories on /pol/ about how obsessed they were with playing loud, obnoxious music and how ugly they looked. Not to mention that most of them refused to speak English despite living in the country fur decades. They were the result of mixing between Aryans and niggers. Just another reason to not racemix! 
His train of thought was interrupted by the bell.
>Yeah uh… you’re welcome. Now, if you’ll excuse me…

Chud got up and began to walk towards the hallway to his 5th period class when he felt something grab his arm. He turned around.
Huh? Wh…why is this foid fox touching me? A wetback one at that! Oh god… just imagine what disease she’s carrying from the third world! I bet she has-
<”Totally Nice Day,” eh?
>W… what?
<GEEEEKKK~!
<You should be more careful…

With that, she let go and walked away from him. Chud found himself looking at her fluffy tail as it swung in stride with her footsteps. His eyes crept towards her curvy hips… HEY, WAIT, I'M WEARING SHORTS REMEMBER?!?! Fuck Chud! Keep it together! Don’t get any ideas! Stone cold incel, remember?
He scowled at himself. 
>D…dumb beaner probably thinks it’s an ingredient fur a taco recipe or something.

He chucked at his own joke. I’ll put that in the green text when I get home!
Although now that he thought about it, she kind of looked like Robin, of course, without the chest-
>OH, FUCK FOIDS!!! (Not in that way!) 
Some students turned towards Chud’s outburst. Oh shit! He quickly packed up his stuff and hurried down the hall. God, I can’t believe I’m already getting distracted by women of all things on the first day! I need to play some HOI or something when I get home to get them off my mind…

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>GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!! WHAT IS THIS FUCKING STUPID NIGGER JEW GAME??? WHY IS MY GLORIOUS ARMY LOSING TO SOME KIKE JEW COMMIE BULLSHIT GAME MECHANICS???
Chud was seething hard. His 4-hour Hearts of Iron IV campaign as Germany was going swimmingly until he got most of his armored divisions encircled by the Soviets (Which was AI-controlled) in Stalingrad.
>OH MY GOD BRO!!! THOSE ARE LITERALLY THE BEST DIVISIONS IN MY ENTIRE ARMY!!! THEY HAVE MY FUCKING TIGER TANKS THAT I MODIFIED TO MATCH THE META!!! WHY CAN’T THEY PENETRATE THESE SHITTY SLAVCUCK TANKS???

He spammed Alt-F4 so many times that he nearly broke his keyboard in half (Okay, not really). GOD!!! What a stupid fucking game! Did the Swede cuck devs playtest their shitty game? Or were they too busy gooning to BLACKED? Chud knew he should’ve been doing his homework. The fact that they were assigned some on the first day was fucking stupid in his opinion. The Jews were definitely behind that idea.

He slammed his fists on the desk and brought up YouTube. He needed to watch something… do anything to distract himself from today. He found some clips from his favorite redpill manosphere podcast: AWALT It was named after the acronym “All women are like that”, something that Chud heavily agreed with. This episode had an Aryan gigachad interviewing a bunch of dumb raccoon hoes from Miami. He was blowing them the fuck out with facts and logic to their dumb feminist girl power delusions. Chud chuckled as the host called them worthless entitled whores and pooches that’ll never settle with a real conservative man, like himself.
>So true!
Fuck I wish I could be like that guy! Imagine being able to tell all the dumb foids at my school how dumb and degenerate they were to their faces! That’ll be the day…
The clip ended, and Chud saw his reflection in his monitor. He almost punched it out of spite. Fuck! Who am I kidding?!? I literally have no chin! I look like a skeleton! I can’t run or lift weights! I’m only 5”6’! No one would take me seriously! Mewing doesn’t work… looksmaxxing is just some schizo cope… fuck… what can I do? 

Chud growled and shut off his PC. It was pointless… I might as well go to sleep early. 

His dreams answered his prayers. He found himself with an Aryan gigachad 6”5’ physique sitting atop a golden throne with a swastika cape. He looked around the massive throne room with its neoclassical architectural style (None of that modernist Jew shit). In front of him were rows upon rows of foids, human and anthro. They were all wearing faded, ragged clothes as if they were peasants from medieval times. He recognized some of their faces as girls from his school. They all kneeled befure him. 
<Chud… please furgive us!
>We never meant to ignore you…
<You’re so powerful and wise… please have my babies!
Chud smirked. 
>Hmmm… how about…
>KYS FOID YWNBAW TROONS PASS MORE THAN YOU!!!

He used his dream powers to materialize a fully loaded MG-42 into his paws.
>TFD!!!

With his warcry, he pulled the trigger and let out a hellstorm of bullets towards the helpless foids. He loved hearing the sounds of their screams as the 7.62mm rounds decimated each foid into a shower of blood and gore. The signature buzzsaw sound emanating from the MG further enhanced Chud’s rampage.
>YOU’RE ALL WORTHLESS WHORES!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! WAIT NO-NOT IN THAT WAY THOUGH… YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!

He continued on fur another 5 minutes, mowing down row after row of helpless girls. Chud felt so powerful! I can do this all day! The sound of bullets meeting their target and casings falling on the floor echoed throughout the room. It was all music to Chud’s ears. He was enjoying his Elliot Roger LARP when he suddenly heard a click. His gun was empty. He tried to use his powers to summon more ammo, but nothing happened. His face turned to an expression of confusion and anger. Chud noticed the girl… or vixen that was spared by his empty MG. She was a red… brown fox, and she had a sly smile on her face with a fang sticking out on one side. Chud felt something was off… he’d seen her befure, but he couldn’t recall who she was. Her face was familiar… God, why am I even distracted by this dumb foid? Where’s my ammo so I can blast her to kingdom come?

She stepped furward towards Chud. His gun disappeared into thin air.
>Wha-? How did-
Chud looked at his body. He was no longer the Aryan gigachad warrior, but his skinny, wimpy self.
>Why? Who are-
The vixen put one of her paws on Chud’s cheek and closed her face in. Chud felt and heard his heart rate increase exponentially. He couldn’t move… her snout brushed his neck and his cheek. Chud felt his blood rushing down his body. Huh??? W…Why is she making me feel this way? She moved up close to his ear and whispered:
<Do you have any more borgers~?

A massive wave of euphoria flushed throughout Chud’s body as the vixen gekkered seductively.
Chud woke up in a sweat. He sat up in bed and waited fur his heart to stop beating so quickly. What was that dream? Why did it end like that? Who was- Chud stopped himself. He knew exactly who that was.
<CHUUUUDDDIE ARE YOU UP YET??? YOU’RE GONNA MISS THE BUS, SWEETIE!!!

Chud looked at his alarm clock. It was 6:30AM. The school bus came to his stop at 6:45.
>IM UP MOM!!! GOD!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE JOO- I mean, uhh… I’m getting ready!

Maybe I can skip taking a shower, it’s the only way I’ll make it in time and-
Oh…shit… Yeah, I don’t think that’s an option… especially after that dream…

I hate my pathetic chudcel life.

This shit reads like a mass shooters manifesto

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Yeah, he has a lot of brainrot from spending years on /pol/ o algo

>>43727
That makes it a classic.

story from ohio award

take out the slurs and put in some year-appropriate pop/rock music and you've got a nostalgic high school romance flick

>no seggs
why are reboots/remakes always worse than the original smh

>>43740
the JEWS censored it o algo

>>43762
Fucking Jews this is why I hate them so much

somebody post this to the sharty
see how many (you)s you can bait out of it

>>43801
Anyone read the article they write on the “Fooey” yet?

>>43807
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September

>Okay class, who here knows what media literacy is?
>…anyone? No? Well, you'd better look it up since it's a key part of your first project fur the year…

The class groaned in agony. You’ve got to be kidding me! So much fur this class being an easy grade! Chud scoffed in disbelief. His teachers were already giving him a shit ton more work than last year, and now this? How is he gonna have time to play HOI IV? 

Media literacy? Isn’t that what the troons on Twitter are always complaining about? Yeah… they use it as an excuse to say games are left-wing or some shit like that. Fuck troons! (AYO?) They ruin every single piece of media they get their paws on! He furrowed his brows.  Like last week… they mass reported that new mod on Steam fur HOI that lets you recolonize Africa and enact TND! Why are they so obsessed-
>…this will be a group project. And no, you won’t be able to choose who you get to work with. That’s not how it works in the real world, folks. Sometimes you have to work with people you aren’t comfurtable with. It’s all a part of growing up…

Group project? Meh. What do I care? Not like anyone would have willingly chosen to work with me… Last time I worked in a group, it was with a bunch of ‘coons. Of course, they contributed absolutely nothing except adding their name at the end of the slideshow. Dumbasss fucking coons! I had to pull an all-nighter fur that. 
>…okay first group: Wesfallen, Cactus Fiddlefox, and Mimmi…

Chud’s heart jumped. D… did I hear that correctly? I’m gonna be in a group… with Robin???
<GEEEEKKK~!
<Teacher… just say Fiddlefox next time… you don’t need to read my full name…
>Sorry, Averi… I’ll keep that in mind next time.

Averi. The fucking beaner pooch that took my sandwich! (You gave it to her! Don’t you remember?) Chud recalled the /pol/ thread he read earlier. Yeah… don’t spics have like 500 people in their family or something like that? No wonder they need two last names! How else would they keep track of the mutants they produce? Chud’s mind flickered back to that dream he had on the first day. He shook his head. Bullshit! No spic could ever win me over! Oh no no no! I’m saving myself fur an Aryan qt 3.14 tradwife! And besides… she’s flat!

He glanced over to Robin. She was frozen in a state of shock. Heh. Looks like you’re gonna be stuck with me pooch!

As Chud packed up to leave fur his second-period class, Robin slowly walked over to his desk.
<Uh… Chud?
>Hm? Oh… uh…
<OOHHH~! WAIT fur ME!!! IM HEERRE TOOO!!!

Averi rushed up to join them. Robin sighed as she closed her eyes and placed her paw on her furehead.
<So uhhh… I was thinking… that we could meet up at the library after school… to brainstorm some ideas fur our project…

 Why did she say it like that? Is it really that difficult fur her to talk to me? Am I really that repulsive to her??? Does she really still remember what happened all those years ago…?
<Sure Robbie~! C…can I call you Robbie~?
Robin cringed at her suggestion.
<Uhhh… sure, why not Averi?
Chud detected some sarcasm in her response, but it looked like Averi didn’t get her message.
<Ahhh! I'm gonna be late to art class! See you guys later~!

With that, she bolted off. He chuckled to himself. Why are Latinx beaners so weird? He looked back at Robin. It looked like she was contemplating saying something to him. 
<We should probably get going too… see you later…
>Yeah uh-

She left befure Chud could respond. What was I gonna say anyway? She’s only talking to me because her grade depends on it… then again so am I…

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Chud and Robin were seated at a table near the back of the library. It was nearly 5:00PM. The place closed at 6:30. Where the fuck was Averi? 

He glanced at Robin, who was wearing headphones while using her Nintendo Switch, completely oblivious to the rest of the world. Chud glanced down at the homework he was trying to catch up on. He sighed. 
Of course the lazy good-fur-nothing beaner fox would be late! Was she taking a nap or something? Spics do that, don’t they…? 
He tried to recall the /pol/ thread again. He was getting ready to say something to Robin when he heard a commotion at the front.
<HEYYY GUYSS IM HEERE-
>SHHHHHHH! You're in a library, young woman! Kids these days...

Heh. Looks like she pissed off the old sheep hag librarian.
<Oh! Sorry…

Finally! Took long enough fur that spic to show up! Averi spotted the pair and quietly rushed over to them.
<I’m sooo sorry guys… My friend Hazel needed help with something, and I guess I got carried away~…
>Whatever… (spic)… 

Robin took off her headset.
<Oh! You’re finally here! Good…

The three started brainstorming ideas fur their project. The teacher said they had to make a presentation on a piece of media demonstrating the author’s hidden intentions. Or something like that… Chud couldn’t think of anything. He didn’t really consume much media in the first place, or at least after he saw a /pol/ thread claiming that media nowadays was by the Jews to brainwash the goyim into doing their will.
<…What about Pokémon~?
>Pokémon…?
<Yeah, don’t you know Chud? It’s the game where you…

Chud tuned her voice out. Yeah! Of course, I know what that game is, you dumb beaner!  I used to play that shit on my DS back in elementary school. Pokémon …White, I think it was? (Of course, he didn’t choose Pokémon Black). I never finished it though… I lost i- He glanced towards Robin. No… You stole it from me, you worthless- 
Hm? Chud had a much better view of her chest now she was sitting in front of him. 
Oh wow… I would have never thought in a million years she would grow personalities like that… She’s definitely the bustiest girl in the-
<Uhhh hello…? Earth to Chud???

Robin snapped her fingers.
>Eh? Wha-

She looked at him with a death stare. Her gaze burned into his eyeballs. She crossed her arms, huffed, and turned away from him.
<Sooo… are you just gonna keep staring at me like that or what? Fucking creep…

He felt his face burn red hot. Fuccckkkk… she noticed me! God, she definitely hates me now!
<GEEEKKK~!

Averi was gekkering like crazy. The librarian gave HER a death stare, and she quickly shut up.
<Oh chud~! You look sooo embarrassed right now~… All this gekkering is getting me hungry…

She unzipped her jacket a bit and took out a chicken sandwich from her fluffy chest.(She has room fur that???) 
Hey… WAIT, THAT’S MY SANDWICH! She gulped the entire thing down in one bite. Chud checked his lunchbox, and sure enough, it was empty. He didn’t eat today at lunch since he wanted to save it fur when he took the bus home from the library. 
That fucking thief! God, I can’t wait until Trump deports your furry ass back to Mexico or wherever you came from!

Robin was still giving him the look of death.
>Er… uh… sorry, I was… uhhh, excuse me, I gotta go to the bathroom!

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He hastily jumped from his seat and speedwalked to the side of the library. He entered the bathroom, went into a random stall, and locked the door.
>Cmon! Get a hold of yourself, buddy! H…her boobs are nothing special!

Chud regretted choosing to wear shorts that day. Thank God he was sitting down when that happened… His mind flashed back to her chest. AHHHH!!! What the fuck is wrong with me??? I actually get a chance to talk to her, and I fuck it up by being a gooner pervert!
>I’m on my fourth month of nofap… I'm not gonna let a foid like her ruin it fur me… not this time… 

He was pacing back and furth, trying to redirect the flow of blood in his body, when he heard the bathroom door open and the pitter-patter of footsteps walk towards his stall.
<GEEEKKK~!!!
<Chud… you’re in the women's bathroom… You know that, right?

What? What the fuck??? Fuckkk, why didn’t I pay att-
<YWNBAW Chud!!! GEEEEKKK~!!!

Chud unlocked the stall door and stepped out to see Averi waiting fur him. D… did she really just say that…? Doesn’t she know that’s a hecking alt right dogwhistle??? Oh shit… so she DID know what I meant by TND! 
<Cmon Chud, befure someone else sees you…

She grabbed Chud by the arm and dragged him out of the bathroom. She looked both ways to make sure the coast was clear and practically shoved him out the doorway. Chud almost fell headfirst into the “H-J” shelf. Averi wiped her furehead and sighed in relief.
<Geeze Chud… you really need to be more careful…
>Uh… thanks, I guess?

She gekkered and walked back to where Robin was sitting. He didn’t follow her at first; he was still trying to process what had just happened. The beaner fox… was a chud? Gah! Why did my parents name me that? God, I can't wait until I get rich and I sue the fuck out of that troon that made that stupid fucking wojak…

He walked back to the table to see the girls in a full-blown conversation without him.
<Hmmm… I’ve been thinking about your suggestion, Averi… I don’t mean to brag… but I have a pretty substantial collection of Pokémon stuff back at my place… I hope to sell it when I get older, so I don’t have to bust my ass off working at some boring corporate job.

She was pretty proud of that idea, Chud could tell. I wonder how much of her collection was stolen? Narcissistic cunt.
<I think I have some old magazines and books about Pokémon… they probably contain interviews from the devs about the lore and such… we could probably find something from there to report about….

Averi’s eyes lit up from her suggestion.
<Yesss~! Great idea, Robbie! I’ll be sure to bring over some of my Pokémon stuff as well!

Robin cringed at her new nickname. Chud didn’t mind… he thought it fit her well… God, why the fuck do I go from hating her to thinking she’s cute??? Am I schizo??? I’ll ask some anons from /r9k/ when I get home…
<We can do it this Sunday. My parents won’t be home, but I’ll have some leftovers from my dad’s BBQ-

Averi cut her off.
<BBQ??? Are there gonna be BORGERS?!?!? You don’t have to sell it to me, Robbie, I’ll be there~!!!

Holy shit, does this fat fucking beaner (She’s skinny tho…) think about anything else than fucking food? Hm? Wait… did she just invite me over to her house? Even after what just happened? Holy shit… is this a second chance…? Robin gave Chud the death stare again.
<I just have one requisite… don’t do anything weird… my parents are verry iffy about me inviting people over…

Chud knew that the warning was really only meant fur him. He didn’t know Robin’s dad, but he knew that he would kill him if he did anything to make his daughter uncomfurtable. Don’t fuck this up, Chud. He gulped.
>I… guess I’ll see you guys there…

Chud couldn’t concentrate fur the rest of the week. He asked his anon friends on /r9k/ about what he should do. Most of their advice was useless and definitely a sure ticket to him receiving a restraining order.
>Just be normal, dude…
>You should rizz her up fr fr no cap ong :fire: :skull:
>Maybe you should watch Pokémon videos and try to impress her with…
>I wouldn’t show up… maybe it’s a trap… You can’t trust foids these days…
>furget her. Unless you’re a 6-foot gigachad, she wouldn't even bother entertaining the thought of…
>Check her room... maybe steal one of her...

Fucking idiots! I should’ve known better than to ask a bunch of neckbeards whose only exposure to women is from their tranime shows! (Projection much?)
He laid down in his bed that Saturday night, imagining how tomorrow would go. Gosh… just imagine what her room smells like…

Chud had sweet dreams that night.

>>43740
There was no seggs in the original tho. If anything, da joooos would want me to add a seggs scene or something to distract anfooGODS from rizzing up a qt white girl(Chud says this)
>>43801
I think I'm still banned from when they nished /bp/
>>43807
Yeah, it was just a bunch of schizo nonsense they made up. I like how they seethe so much over the idea of anything being connected to der cord, even tho we all know they use it as well. A shame that they tried to tie us to that weird groomer cord. Oh well, no point in appeasing them.

>>43801
Nigga, forget about the sharty. If you're still clinging to /bp/ it was an irrelevant board that did absolutely nothing. Besides snca child drama and a digital number, that board was pointless and never going to go anywhere.

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>You see they have a banner titled “anthro.food” because they’re secretly nigger foodist pedos from der cord.

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>>43830
>derailing a gemmy thread with snca
God I hate sharty immigrants. We should deport them all.

>>43833
Fair point. Jannnnyyyyyyyy! CLEAN IT UP AND MOVE IT TO /b/ NOWWWW!!!

>>48333
The thumbclaw makes her look pregnant.

>>43833
>picrel
>wokefox
>demanding deportation of retards
Would the real wokefox approve of such things doe?

>>43840
Given how they're reacting to a pawful of white South Africans being allowed into the US, oh, yes.  

They do not have principles.  They have slogans.

>>43841
>pawful
lmao

>>43840
wokefox doesn't give a shit about browns, she lives in a gated community and has never seen a nigger irl

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>>43845
Hmmm… maybe she’ll make a cameo later on… maybe they’ll have a debate fur school and chud will crash out when she calls him a misogynistic incel or something.

I don’t get why I feel so tired even tho I drank coffee.
I wish I had a laptop… 
It would be easier to write while laying in bed.

>>43857
erm that’s black, not brown

Need to sit down and read this all tn.

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<So, I make a left here, right sweetie?
>Yeah mom, it should be right over there, house 2283. Just drop me off in front.

He tried to concentrate on the sound of the turn signal blinking as his mom drove their old, beat-up Honda SUV down the street. Anything to get my mind off the fact that I was going to Robin’s house! He was getting concerned that he would have a heart attack or something. He didn’t have breakfast that morning, that’s how nervous he was. So many ways today could go wrong… 

As much as he was embarrassed to show up in a barely functioning vehicle, he considered it miles better than taking the bus. If he were in Japan, however… Chud imagined himself surrounded by a bunch of cute(busty) cat girls. But alas, he was in the United States of America, home of the niggers and spics.

He cringed as the car brakes squealed. We’re here… Chud opened the car door and stepped out.
>Thanks mom, I’ll text you when we're finished.
<Anything fur my only son! I’m just glad you have friends again, sweetie…
>Mom… they’re not my friends… just classmates from school.
<Well, you better be friends with them when you’re done! I’m tired of seeing you inside all day in your room doing God knows what on your computer!

Chud wasn’t in the mood fur this.  He put his paws up.
>Whatever… we’ll see…

With that, he closed the door and walked towards Robin’s front door. Her house was a lot nicer than his. Two stories and a pool in the back?! Her parents must be rich or something! He heard his mom drive away. 
>Yeah… so why the fuck did she steal from me??? 
Urghhh! Not now, Chud… you’re at Robins' house… this is your chance to make peace with the past…
He rang the doorbell. Nothing happened. Maybe she furgot and went out with her friends instead. Maybe Averi is already here, and they decided to ditch me. Maybe-
<iiiIII’M HEEERRREEE TOOO!!!
Or maybe not.

Averi came running up the driveway. She did a little twirl when she reached Chud. Are Latinx folx known to be hyperactive? She brought her bookbag with her. Shit! I didn’t even think about bringing anything! Robin’s gonna think I’m one of those lazy coons that does nothing in group projects! I’M NO COON! Or.. she’s gonna think I was treating this like a date or something! Which, I kinda was to be fair… (Chud is extremely naïve) The front door swung open.
<Sorry to keep you waiting, guys… my dad was checking the cameras… he wanted to make sure I wasn’t alone with a boy in the house…
Sure… I mean, I could buy that her father is protective, but I know she’s happy to have an excuse to avoid being alone with me.
Robin’s house was a lot more spacious than mine. I bet Averi was thinking the same thing, I mean, she’s a beaner. Her parents probably work full-time jobs at some dodgy farm below minimum wage. Chud was secretly glad that folx like her were taking those jobs; he dreaded the idea of working outside in the hot sun.

The pair were going to sit down on her sofa, but Robin told them to wait at the dining room table instead. Oh, right, the BBQ leftovers.
<OHHH~! I’ve been waiting fur this~!
Of course you have, you gluttonous spic! Chud shook his head. How do her parents stand her? She probably eats all their groceries in a single day! God, she’s gonna end up like one of those fat Latinx mutts that I see those based anons on /pol/ post to counter the Latina (Latinx) gooner threads.

Chud heard the microwave beep. Robin came back with a few plates of food.
<Heh, sorry guys… I should’ve asked what you wanted, but I just microwaved everything… It's not a lot anyway.
Averi’s eyes lit up at seeing the feast befure her eyes.
<Random question! BBQ or ketchup~?
>Who cares, fatty?

Robin and Averi stared at Chud. What? Was that really out of paw? I mean, even Robin should’ve been annoyed by her by this point. Remember that nickname she gave you???
<GEEEEKKK~!
<Someone’s not in a good mood today~!
Robin gave Chud the death stare again. He felt his heart drop to his stomach. Uh oh…
<Hmmmpt. You just can’t help yourself, can you, Chud? Treating us women like trash… no wonder why you’re still alone all these years later…

Rage filled Chud’s body. He wanted to crash out sooo badly… but he was able to contain himself… fur now. Her dad would KILL me if I did anything… It’s not worth it, Chud… calm down.
Robin smirked as she cut her steak.
<That’s right, Chud. No tantrums in my house! My place, my rules. Or, my dad’s rules… same thing!
He felt his face turn hot red from embarrassment. OH MY GOD!!! This is terrible! I should’ve never come here! She’s still the bully fox 😱 all these years later! I can’t believe I got tricked by those vixen titties! Chud slouched in his chair, utterly defeated and demoralized. 
<Are you gonna eat that…?
>N..no…
<I thought so~!

Averi took Chud’s plate and what was likely his last meal of the day. Oh well. I’d rather die of starvation than be here right now…
After they were done eating, Robin went upstairs to bring her collection of Pokémon stuff. Averi unzipped her bookbag and took out her things as well. Wait…huh? All Averi brought was her Pokémon-themed Nintendo Switch Light, a stack of Pokémon cards, and her drawing tablet? What the fuck did any of this shit have to do with “muh media literacy”? 
Robin came back holding a stack of books and magazines. She nearly dropped them all over the table.
<This is just a part of my collection!

Chud could hear the smugness in her voice. She really thinks that’s something to brag about? But of course, if a male were to do the same thing, he would be seen as some obsessed, loser hoarder, right? God, I fucking hate women.
The trio began picking random books and skimming them to see if they contained anything relevant to their project. This is pointless! There’s way too many books here fur us to read! We should just look up some fan theory on YouTube and rephrase it! That’s what I would’ve done… I doubt our teacher even knows what Pokémon is!
<Hmmm… maybe… no…
<Uhhh~… it says here…. N-nevermind…
>….

After about 30 minutes of skimming book upon book, the trio lost hope.
<Uhhh… now that I think about it, I don’t think we’re gonna find any subtle political message in gaming magazines…
>Wow…
AMAZING FUCKING OBSERVATION ROBIN!!! THANKS fur WASTING MY TIME!!! GOD, WHY AM I EVEN HERE??? I WOULD’VE BEEN DONE WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY IF I WAS IN CHARGE!!! BUT NOOO… YOU JUST HAD TO SHOW OFF YOUR EBIC GAMER COLLECTION TO FLEX ON ME OR SOME SHIT!!! YOU AND YOUR STUPID FAT FUCKING FLUFFY BOOBIES-
<Do you think we’ll have better luck in game~?
Averi turned on her Switch Lite. Robin wagged her tail excitedly.
<Oh, Averi! I didn’t know you had brought over your Switch! Great Idea!
Robin grabbed her switch from her room and came back. 
<Okay, let me host!

Chud was too lost in rage to realize what was happening. By the time he finished insulting Robin 1000 times in his head(Half of the “insults” were about her boobs), he saw that the two girls were in the living room laughing and talking without him.
>Okay… fuck this shit!
Chud texted his mom that he was done and to pick her up. She took a while to respond.
<Sorry, dear, but I’m out window shopping downtown. Won’t be back till later. Maybe walk home or take an Uber?
Fuck taking an Uber! I’ve read too many stories about coons and nogs mugging you to do that! Guess I’m walking. As Chud got up, he saw a flash of light from outside. Thunder followed. Then it began to rain. A lot.

>…fuck.

>>44020
>chud is unprepared
>surprised when that doesn't work out
Why is Chud is like this (literally me btw)? Also whens we getting the resort spa fan service arc

Got around to reading it. I like that you made Robin a deeper character this time I felt she was a little too spiteful the first time around.

>>44030
Well it’s fall rn(both irl and in the story) so I think something Halloween related would be more appropriate…

>>44042
omg is it time fur a chud x 'veri x robin go on a school trip to a haunted house and get paired together through (totally random btw) chance?

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8PM. That’s when the thunderstorm was expected to clear up, according to Chud’s weather app.
>Fucking kikes… I bet they used HAARP just so they could trap me here! (Meds now)
He scowled. Gekkering and video game sound effects continued to emanate from the living room.
>So, this isn’t even about the project anymore… these pooches think they’re on some foid playdate!
Worthless cunts… But I guess it’s my fault fur thinking otherwise. Why would anyone want to be around me? Much less other women? I bet they’ve already furgotten I’m he-
?
I’m pretty sure I just heard them mention my name… 

Chud looked towards the living room. The couch was facing away from the walkway between the front door and the dining room/kitchen. He could see the back of Robin and Averi’s heads and their ears twitching. Is it possible to sneak up on a fox? Much less an anthro one?
Chud slowly got up from his chair and crept towards the back of the couch. Luckily, the sound and music from their game systems, along with the raging storm outside, masked his footsteps. He sat down on the floor with his back to the couch.
>… I.. don’t really know anything about him… why are you asking?
<Hmmm…. Are you sure Robbie~? It seems like you two have history…
Chud heard her scoff.
>Yeah, like years ago!… the last time I talked to him was in elementary school… or no, it was the summer right after school ended…
<MmmmHmmm~…. Tell me about it!
>W… why do you want to know…? I… don’t even remember that much… I think it was over something stupid…

Something stupid…? YOU DUMB LYING pooch!!! YOU LITERALLY SET UP AN AMBUSH SO YOUR BOYFRIEND COULD BEAT ME UP AND STEAL MY SHIT fur YOU!!!
<I wanna know~! I wanna know~! Tell me, Robbie~! 
Robin sighed.
Chud could barely hear what she said next.

>Averi… if you’re trying to become friends with him or something… don’t. I wouldn’t get involved with him if I were you…
Huh? Why? WHY??? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU, YOU LYING, GOSSIPING FEMOID!!!
<Oh my goood~! 
Averi kicked her feet into the air. It was the first time Chud heard her sound annoyed.
<Robbie, just tell me what happened~!
>…
>He… he asked me out… on Valentines Day…

Chud’s heart jumped. Oh shit! So, she is gonna tell Averi… Probably the retarded, heavily skewed to her favor version of what happened! He wanted to join the conversation and defend himself, but he didn’t have the guts to. He dreaded the idea of bringing up that topic in front of Robin’s face.
<Ohhh…
<A… and… you said…?
>I didn’t get the chance to say anything… the class reacted to his proposal befure I could…
<They made fun of him?
Chud didn’t hear Robin say anything, but he imagined her nodding yes.
<That… must’ve been awkward…
>Tell me about it… he didn’t really talk to anyone, so it was kind of a shock that he would even do such a thing…
>But…

Hm? But? BUT WHAT? Chud felt his heart race.
Averi was also dying to know.
<But what? Tell me Robbie~…
They paused their games by now. All Chud could hear was the muffled sound of rain outside and the beating of his heart.
>I… don’t think… at the time… that I would’ve said no…
>…I mean, sure, he was kinda weird, but… 

Chud had to use all of his dweeb strength to not scream. HUHHHH???? WHAAATTTT???? NOOOO????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN??????? NOPE NOPE NOPE I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT. SHE DIDN’T JUST SAY THAT… YOU’RE JUST IMAGINING THINGS CHUD… YEAH…
Averi gekkered.
<You’ve never told anyone that befure… have you, Robin~?
>No… and I REALLY REALLY hope you don’t get any ideas, Averi… this is just between the two of us…
<My lips are sealed, Robbie~!
Chud could imagine Averi doing the whole zipping thing with her paws. Seems like the kind of thing she would do.
>… I mean to be clear, I would’ve said yes in a “yes, let’s be friends!” kind of way… maybe I would’ve invited him over to play some video games or something… I was already in a relationship at the time…
<Ohhh~! You cheater~! GEEEKKKK~!!!
>N…No! It wasn’t like that! Besides, I saw Chad, that was my boyfriend’s name by the way, talking to other girls during lunch… I think getting with Chud would’ve been a good way to get back at him…
<” No, it wasn’t like that!” GEEEKKK~!!! Robbie, you just admitted that you wanted to get with Chud just to piss off Chad~! GEEEKKK!!! 

So… I was just a tool to Robin? She was just gonna use me as some sort of threat to bring Chad back to her? Typical foid… 
>I mean… Chad didn’t do anything fur me that Valentines Day… We were preteens back then… you couldn’t expect us to act rationally…
<Hmmm… so what happened next? What did you mean when you said the class reacted befure you could~?
>… they teased him… a lot… I think they even threw stuff at him. He ran out crying…
<Ohhh…
>… and I kinda participated in that stuff… I don’t know… Chad wanted to send a message that I was his or something like that… I just went along with it…

Sure, you did… just casually shift the blame away from yourself… pooch…(Chud was really glad he didn’t join the conversation)
<Hmmmpt! Robbie~! You’re such a bully! Geeze! No wonder why he’s such a shut-in!
>…
>Whatever… that was years ago… he probably furgot by now… 

No. No, I haven’t, Robin. 
<Hmmm… I guess he was surprised to see you matured so much since then… GEEEKKK~!!!
>Oh my God, Averi…!!! S…Shut up!
<Oh, don’t be mad, Robbie… you’re lucky… I don’t have anything to show off…

Huh? What are they talking about??? Let’s see… what does Robin have that Averi doesn’t…? Oh… 
 >He’s not the only one to notice… I get stares from boys all the time… I’ve never seen anyone stare as long as he had, though… It’s like he has no social cues or something.
Well, it’s not my fault you dress like a slut all the time, you whore! (She doesn’t tho… stop being a sexist chudcel SMH).
>… can we talk about something else?
<What? Is our girl convo not titillating enough fur you~? GEEEEKKK~!!!
>Oh God Averi…

He heard them unpause their games and continue playing. He quietly crept back to the dining room table and checked his phone. 6:03 PM.
Chud sighed and put his head down. 

What do I make of this? I felt like I heard stuff that I shouldn’t have heard…Robin…actually wanted to go out with me? Chud still couldn’t process that. Nah, she was just using me to win Chad back. But still, why me…? Why not any of the other guys in class? S…she wanted to be friends with me? I mean, that’s not what I was intending, but…
No… she still bullied me. And the day Chad beat me up… that’s unfurgivable… 
Despite this, Chud recalled when she came over to apologize. Was that legitimate? Maybe it was… Wait… is it possible then that she really didn’t know Chad was gonna beat me up…? She really wanted me to come over that day…? Fuck, why do I overthink everything?

Chud was gonna visit the /r9k/ thread on his phone to ask fur advice when he noticed something in the corner of his eye. 
Averi’s drawing tablet. 
She left it here on the table. And it was a proper standalone drawing tablet, as Chud could tell. High-end. He was surprised that the beaner could even affurd such a thing! Chud looked back at the living room. The girls were still deep in their game. Chud broke out a smile… a devious smile. It’s about time that I learned more about you, you dirty spic! (Why so mean? 😢)

He turned it on. There was a lock screen, and the code required 4 digits.
>Hmmm…
Chud typed in “1234”
Nope. She wasn’t that dumb
Uhhh… what about “4321”?
Nadda. Wait… He could see finger(paw?) smudges on the tablet’s reflective screen if he tilted it at a certain angle. He mentally pictured the position of the smudges on the virtual keypad.
Oh, of course… I should’ve known…
He typed in “1488”

The tablet unlocked.

>>44337
it's getting gemmy, now I really want to know what Averi draws on her tablet
>probably a red fox with with bigger assets... does this mean fiddle was flat irl?

it would be funny if Averi's part time job was working as a landscaper geg
Would contrast Chud being a lazy piece of shit next to a hard working Latinx vixen, who goes out of her way to be kind to him. Would also explain why she's hungry all the time too maybe. Just food for thought

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>…that fat fucking beaner…
The first thing Chud saw was a gallery of drawings, drawings of chicken sandwiches.

He chuckled softly. What else could I have expected? Chud began wondering if it was possible to bribe her with food. Hmm… what can YOU do fur me, Latinx? His mind briefly recalled her curvy waist. And then her thighs, and then- Chud slapped himself. AHHH FUCK OFF BRAIN I DON’T CARE HOW THICC SHE IS!!! BEANERS ARE OFF LIMITS!!! THAT INCLUDES HER BEANS!!! R-ROBIN IS HOTTER ANYWAY!!!

In his rage, Chud swiped the tablet, revealing a set of folders. 
>…that sandwich gallery must’ve been her favorites or most recent drawings or something…
Chud skimmed the folders. The first one was labeled “project”. 
He tapped the icon and saw a gallery of drawings depicting a group of anthros in some medieval fantasy quest or something like that. Hmm… she’s into worldbuilding? Chud recalled his own attempts at making his own universe. Of course, they were all power fantasy wish fulfillments where he was the supreme leader of an all-white world(with the exception of certain species of female anthros, which only existed to serve as his personal concubines) 

Chud went to the second folder labeled “phoxes”. Damn, either she’s super ESL or she’s trying way too hard to sound cute(It's working tho…). 
And it was just as Chud expected: drawings of foxes, mainly Braixen from Pokémon, as he could tell. They weren’t bad either, she had a cute/cartoon-ish(anime?) art style… kemono, I think it's called… I don’t know, I’m not an expert in japslop.

Another folder labeled “the ‘mon” just had more Pokémon drawings(duh!). Mostly eevelutions doing stuff. Chud shook his head. What was he expecting? Some super messed up edgy shit? I guess she was just your typical nerdy girl… Chud was about to put down the tablet when he noticed the indicator at the bottom of the screen saying there was one more page of folders. Curiously, he swiped. There was only one folder on this page. It was simply labeled “secret”.
>…jackpot…

Chud looked up. He realized that he didn’t hear anything from the living room anymore. He shifted his chair a bit to get a better view. He couldn’t see the backs of their heads behind the couch, or their ears, or any sign of them being there at all.
He contemplated fur a bit. Where were they? What if they came out of nowhere and caught me snooping at Averi’s stuff? It was risky, but Chud REALLY wanted to know what was in that folder. He stood up and scanned the area around him as best as he could. Maybe they went upstairs? He assumed that’s where Robin’s room was. He sat back down and took a deep breath. He tapped the folder.

He was met with a gallery of thumbclaws not fully loaded in yet. They were just grey squares with a loading animation. Damn, these drawings must be super high-res or something if her tablet is struggling! He barely got a glimpse of the first pic when the loudest clap of thunder Chud ever heard in his life rang in his ears. This was followed by muffled screaming. Nearly dropping the tablet while doing so, Chud locked it and shoved it back into Averi’s bookbag. He heard footsteps rush downstairs. He was pretending to browse his phone when the girls came into the dining room.

Robin’s tail was tucked in between her legs, and her ears were drooping against her head. He’d never seen her like that befure. She was probably terrified out of her mind, but Chud thought it made her look cute.
<HOLY SHIT CHUD DID YOU HEAR THAT???
Averi, on the other paw, was bristling with excitement, eyes wide and tail wagging behind her.
>uh… yeah?
<GEEEEKKK~! You should’ve seen the look on Robbie’s face!

Robin didn’t say anything. She was concentrating on fidgeting with her pawns. God, she looked so cute and defenseless. Chud wished that he could hug her and say it was gonna be alright, but he knew that she would quickly tear him a new one if he even stepped a foot into her personal bubble.
<Awww~! She’s sooo scared! Doesn’t she look adorable, Chud?
Robin’s entire persona switched on a dime.
<I-I’m not scared!... and why does it matter what Chu-

The power went out.
<C… can we go back to my room, Averi? I don’t like being down here in the dark…
<GEEEK~! Don’t tell me you’re still scared of the dark, Robbie~…
<Ohhhh~! We should bring Chud with us!
Befure Robin or Chud could respond, Averi was dragging them both upstairs to her room. How the fuck can this girl drag us both with her tiny body? Is her thiccness hiding her muscles or something? (She’s not even that thicc, lil bro :skull:) Robin should be standing her ground right now. I would expect her to have a no-tolerance policy when it comes to me being anywhere near her or her room. Is she really that scared? I mean, we’re both just letting ourselves be dragged by this Latinx without question… 

**

<Sooo being in here makes you feel better, Robbie~?
<…
The three were sitting on the floor, playing Risk. God damn it, is she gonna do this furever? Robin wasn’t scared anymore. Chud knew that fur sure. She’d been staring at me with a suspicious glare since we started playing. Does she think that I’m going to do something the moment she stops looking? It was Averi’s turn. She had South America, northern Africa, and Central America under control. Heh. Not a surprise considering she’s Latinx… Chud had control over Europe, most of North America, and Australia. Robin occupied Asia and some parts of Africa.
<Hmm… Chud, I think I'm gonna have to take my rightful lands from you… You colonizer~!
She slid a cavalry unit into the eastern United States province.
>Hah! Very funny Latinx… but this belongs to the WHITE MAN!
<Oh my fucking god…
Robin covered her eyes with her paws.
<L…Latinx??? DON’T CALL ME THAT CHUD!!!
Chud was unable to tell if Averi was genially mad or not. She rolled the dice. All sixes.
>wh… WHAT????
<GEEEEK~! Looks like I'm gonna replace you, Chud~…

Averi scooched over to Chud and poked his cheek with her digit while making a cute pouting face. Uhhh… what the fuck is she doing? Chud thought back to the dream he had with her. Oh no! Not now! Averi grabbed Chud’s left arm with her paws and began rubbing it slowly.
<…maybe you won’t mind being replaced by me~…
Chud was getting a sensation in his body… one he really didn’t want to feel right now… especially in front of Robin. Speaking of Robin, she was really confused. Well, she was confused. Now she seemed really angry.
<…what the FUCK are you doing Averi???
>…uh…yeah…I wanna know too…
<GEEEEEEEK~!!!

Averi let go of Chud and jumped back to her original position. She was gekkering so hard she fell on her back. He tried his best to cover his lap with his paws and think of something depressing. This stupid(seductive?) spic had some nerve to pull off whatever weird prank she was trying to do…
<OH CHUD~! GEEEEKKK!!! I was just teasing you~…
<I hope you didn’t get… GEEEEKKK~!!!!
<Oh Robbie~!...
<Why so mad~? Are you jel-

Robin wasn’t having it.
<NO!!! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AVERI??? Why would you ever consider doing something like that with him of all people??? Is that why you asked-
She stopped herself. She took a deep breath and closed her eyes. She was giving them both the death stare now.
<Okay, guys… I think I’m done… I need to go to sleep early… I have an exam tomorrow…

An exam on Monday? Sounds like BS to me! Whatever… We’ve been here long enough anyway. Chud looked out the window. It was night, but it wasn’t raining anymore. He figured his mom should be back by now. He sent her a text and got a reply instantly.
<Oh, I almost furgot! I’ll be there in 20 minutes!
Averi didn’t seem to get the message.
<Awww Robbie~! Don’t be such a party pooper~…
<Look, Averi… can I talk to you in private?
<You heard what she said, Chud~! OUT!!!

**

Chud was waiting outside by the curb when his mom came.
<Hey, sweetie! Did you make any new friends…?
>…sure Mom…
<Oh! I’m sooo glad! Tell me all about it!
>Later…
As Chud stepped into the SUV, he looked back at Robin’s house. Something caught his eye. He looked at Robin’s bedroom window. 
A silhouette? 
Chud tried to get a closer look, but it moved out of frame befure he could analyze it.

bumping this gem

I have to hold back laughter whenever I read this at work its so good I love the way this is written lol I grin the entire time I read this

i love these i am literally chud

>>44937
For a first time story this is really fun and engaging
>why are we all bumping it right now
It's mid day where I am right now, I assumed most users here are in USA but I guess a few are also in europe

>>44902
>>44932
>>44937
>>44938
thx guys

>>44949
bump because i need more of this

Does bully secretly kinda like chud but him being mean to her got her coping?

>>45021
Kek

>>45021
>is she a tsundere?
Eh, it's been revealed that she was willing to be his Valentine back then, only out of pity, but that never happened because peer pressure won. 
Without spoiling anything, I'll say that she doesn't really have a reason to like Chud right now...(From her perspective, he's still the socially awkward kid he always was, but now he's a pervert/racist lol)

>him being mean to her
Chud hasn't really been mean to her in person(except that time she came over to apologize after he got beaten up)... all the weird love/hate stuff he says about Robin is in his head.

>>45017
im writing the next part right now don't worry mi amigx

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>>45034
>writing the next part right now
I trvst da plan

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October

Chud took a bite out of his sandwich. He was in a good mood today. Holy shit… I think I did it… I don’t think I’ve ever seen her that happy befure…
Ding!
Chud checked his phone. He nearly choked on a piece of chicken.
<🙏Thank you Chud!  You just got rid of a lot of stress fur me. Maybe… you can also do some of my other projects? 😂JK, thanks a lot again!

Holy shit…. she actually went out of her way to thank me??? And… she sent a joke? And… a laughing emoji??? Oh my god! WE’RE PRACTICALLY DATING ALREADY??? (Uh… no?)
Chud wanted to raise his palms in the air and whoop. But even his autistic, socially awkward self knew how retarded that would look. This was all thanks to a plan he executed two weeks earlier.

After getting home from that extremely unproductive meet-up at Robin’s house, Chud was demoralized. Sure, he learned that Robin MAY have gone out with him back in 5th grade, but the whole being ditched by her and Averi fur more than half of the meet up still pissed him off. 
Speaking of Averi… what the fluff? Is it normal in Latinx cultures to try and seduce every man you meet or something? No wonder they have like 500 kids… And no, it DIDN’T work on me! Nope! Not at all…

Chud was worried about his grade fur the project. He theorized that the girls were conspiring to do more meetups without him. And when presentation day came, they would say he didn’t do anything to contribute to the project because he was too busy playing video games or something. fluffing femoids… I should’ve known better! 

But as he lay down in his bed, he realized something. What if…I just did the project myself? After all, all I have to do is just plagiarize some YouTuber that did this shit already… He sat up. And then, I could tell Robin that I’ve already done it, but the presentation is saved on my phone, and I’ll have to send it to her… not only would it impress her, but it would also be the PERFECT excuse to get her phone number! It was genius! Chud put his glasses back on and got to work on his computer, nearly pulling an all-nighter(Sound familiar?)

The next day (The same day fur Chud), he went up to Robin at her desk and told her about his work. 
<…you did WHAT???
>Yup! Took me all night, but I have it all done right here on my phone!
<Hmmm… and how would I know you didn’t half ass it? I’ll need to review it, so would Averi…
>Okay… just give me your… number, and I’ll send it to you.
And to his surprise, it worked! She gave him her number without hesitation.

Now, a week later, after presenting their projects, they received their grade from the teacher: An A+! 
>m…maybe Robin doesn’t hate me as much anymore…
He took another bite out of his sandwich. Or he tried to. He looked at his paws and realized that the sandwich was gone.
>wha-
<GEEEEEK~! IM HEEERREEE TOOO!!!
>YOU STEALING LATINX SPI-
Averi put her digit on Chud’s lips. She looked at him straight in the eyes.
<Chud. Don’t. Call. Me. That. Again. Okayyy~?
Chud still couldn’t tell if she was serious or not. It was a bit creepy how she went from her happy-go-lucky self to that scary “I'm gonna kill you” look. Must be a Latinx thing.
>Oh, come on! That of all things is what pisses you off? I’ll keep that in mind fur future use…
<Noooo~!!! Chud, you of all people should know that only gay faggot jews say Latinx! IT'S LATINA!!!

WOAH?!? Where did that come from? Honestly, I’m starting to think she’s trying way too hard to be edgy. But why? Doesn’t she know that stuff makes you a social pariah? Is this the rare case of a foid not caring about how popular she is? Is she a… femcel (omg femcel reference)??? Nah, foids can’t be-
Averi sat down next to Chud and continued to eat his sandwich. 
<Oh~! If you don’t mind, I think I'm gonna be eating lunch here from now on~!
Oh great. There goes my one moment of peace and quiet fur the rest of the year.
>Erm… why?
<Mmmmm… because I can~? GEEEEK~!!!

She finished consuming Chud’s lunch. What a selfish little (practically the same height as you tho) fluffing beaner pooch you are!
<Oh, don’t give me that look, Chud~! It's not like you’re a stranger to invading others' personal spaces or anything… or are you~?
>W.. what?
<Just because I’m a Latina vixen doesn’t mean I’m stupid~! Although now that I think about it, I should’ve chosen a stronger password…
>I… have no idea what yo-
She cut him off.
<You didn’t view anything… embarrassing did you…? Oh… I shouldn’t even be acknowledging this… if you did see that… you probably wouldn’t be talking to me right now…

Okay, Chud, enough with the bullshit. She knows that I snooped through her tablet. But man! Now I hate myself fur not taking a second longer to see what was in that secret folder! Clearly, it must’ve been something juicy…
<…aaaaany way I think I’ll also be taking your borgers as a tax~! I think we can agree to that, no?
She gave a smug smile to Chud. Why the fluff would I agree to that? Does this beaner really think I'm gonna give in to her-
She began walking her digits up Chud’s arm.
<Mmmm… you don’t have the cojones to say no to me~… you’re sooo desperate fur female attention that you’ll let them, and by them I mean me, walk all over you~…

OKAY THIS LATINX IS WAYYY TOO PHYSICAL!!! Chud finally decided to stand up fur himself (Figuratively and literally)
>Okay, look beaner… I mean, Averi! I don’t really know what you’re trying to pull, but I’m not into racemixing! Okay!? I…I’m not interested!
<GEEEEEKKKK~! What's the matter, Chud~? Do you think I have cooties~? Wait… does this mean you’re a vocel then…?
>I… look, the semantics don’t matter! I can’t be with some wannabe Latinx whore! Go find some other guy to suck off or whatev-
<HEYYYY~!… I’m not THAT type of girl, Chud… geeze~! 
She pouted, crossed her arms, and turned away from him.
<Robin’s right, you really need to stop treating us like trash! Hmmmpt~!
>Then why are you-

The bell rang.
<Ooopps~! Talk to you later, Chud~!
She ran off. fluffing pooch… She’s just playing with me… Typical foid behavior. We all know they only want 6-foot gigachads… the only reason she’s entertaining me is either because she’s bored or she’s trying to manipulate me in some way… at least that’s what the guys on AWALT and /r9k/ would say... 
And even if she were interested in me… her weird behavior just goes to prove that she BELONGS TO THE STREETS!!! Typical of Latinx foids… /pol/ is wrong about them being trad… no, they’re all slutty whores with 6 gorrilion STDs! She’ll probably cuck me once she realizes how pathetic I am… (obsessed with pr0n award).

Chud was still grumbling about his new predicament in 7th period when he got another text on his phone.
<Hey again… my friend got a job at that new ice cream place down the street. She gave me some free coupons and today is opening day. Do you wanna come with? Consider it me returning the favor… 😅
HOLLLY FUUUCCKKKKK!!!!! CHUD YOU JUST MADE IT BIG TIME!!!! AHHH THOSE FLUFFY VIXEN TITTIES WILL BE MINE SOON ENOUGH!!! I MEAN, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, SHE LITERALLY JUST ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE!!!!!
He spent the rest of the class contemplating what to reply. Hmmm… how about:
>Cool. Where are we meeting?
<Right after school. By the bus loop. We’ll walk there since it’s so close by.

Chud ran out of the classroom as the dismissal bell rang. He was filled with joy he hadn’t felt since he first conquered the United States as Germany in HOI IV. Oh my god! This is it! The start of my redemption arc with Robin! He nearly crashed into a group of raccoons and nogs on his way out of the building. 
>GET OUT OF MY WAY NIGGERS!!!
<AYO!!! WHAT YOU SAY WHYTE BOI???
Chud laughed as he turned the corner and disappeared into the crowd of students. AHHH!!! I feel so free! Nothing can bring me down now!

He slowed down as he approached the bus loop. He didn’t want to look too excited. There she was, standing by the map displaying where each bus was located. 
>Hey Robin!
She looked up from her phone, clearly startled.
<Uh… hey…
Chud noticed her eyes dart to the side. 
<Umm… I’m gonna look fur my friends… then we’ll get going, alright?

He instantly felt his heart sink. God damn it! Of course she wasn’t going with just me! Why am I so naïve?
>S…sure! Take your time.
Chud tried to smile. Okay, Chud, cool your expectations! Sure, it’s not a date like you expected, but it’s a start! As long as I don’t do anything weird, I could get onto her good side! Then…
<…iiiIIIIMMMM HEERREE TOOO!!!

Spoke too soon…fluff my pathetic chudcel life.

gem, what is Averi's secret drawings doe

>>45147
>YOU STEALING LATINX SPI-
>Averi put her digit on Chud’s lips. She looked at him straight in the eyes.
><Chud. Don’t. Call. Me. That. Again. Okayyy~?
I thought it was spic that she was mad at Kek.

>>45191
Creepy drawing of chud?

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>>45192
The Latinx get mad if you call them that o algo

>>45196
I thought they wanted to be called Latinx?
>>45194
Maybe desu

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>>45197
No it’s a word made up by the hecking woke liberals or something to make Spanish more inclusive o algo

>>45200
Ok but do actual Latinxs use it themselves or not? What do they prefer

>>45202
Latina fur fmales, Latino fur mles. A lot of stuff in their language is gendered. Idk much else, I’m not an expert or anything, I took two classes in Spanish but I furget most of it by now lel.
I’ve never seen any one use latinx unironically.

>>45202
No it’s a butchering of their language. In Spanish “o” or “a” at the end of nouns can specify gender with “o” being male, a group of male and females, and “a” being used fur exclusively girls. The term to describe this phenomenon is a sexist language (not a bad thing) but some tards heard that and tried to fit in x.

>>45204
Oh no it looks weird because I tried to censor with the * but I furgot that it does the italics thing.

>>45206
Geg it was funny desu

>>45205
Where is your trip code?

>>45208
Catch up here.
>>44972

>>45209
not reading allat

>>45210
Read this one then.
>>44997

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>>45211
>more reading
Not like I wanted to know anyways...

>>45213
Leave the advanced media literacy to the fairer species mkay?

>>45147
Gem i wonder how Robin is going to pawle averi's advances towards chud

>>45147
Bump because its good

>>45354
Next part on Saturday/Sunday because workGODS have work right now

>>45356
very excited fur it

>>45356
I'm waiting

>>45395
Im waiting too

>>45715
Was about to write a strong worded letter but then I 'member mutt timezone is behind me lul

>>45726
>>45715
sorry i was watching pop sci tube slop videos
https://youtu.be/AGglJehON5g?si=oGwvpN_P0AvsU9FE
I already had word opened up but i kinda got distracted...
im LOCKED IN now...

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Chud was really glad he was trailing behind the group. Of all the people to be friends with, why did you choose her? Robin was in front of the group, talking with a chubby cat. 
Nekotsuki, that’s what her name was. Chud recognized her; she was that fat slob of a cat Japanese exchange student with the Z cups in his science class last year. She’s the reason Chud looked furward to that period every single day. No, he never talked to her, he doesn’t have yellow fever (or does he?), but her big, great personalities helped make that class very very interesting fur Chud… (if you get what I mean).

Walking beside him was Averi. Ugh. I mean, I should’ve predicted you would invite her over as well since she was also in our project, but-
<So… How was your day, Chuddie~?
>sigh I’m not in the mood fur this Averi… did you just call me… Chuddie…?
<GEEEEKKK~!!! I think it’s a cute nickname, just like Robbie~!
She did a little twirl as she walked. Chud shook his head and sighed. 
>Look, can you please not do anything… weird when we get there? You know what I mean…
Averi put her paw underneath her chin and flashed a sly grin.
<Hmmm… what do you mean, Chuddie~? I’ve never done anything weird with you…? If anything, you’re the weird one! I could see your reaction when Robin came back with her. She stuck her arms out in front of her and did a grabbing motion with her paws. Chud blushed.
>I…No…You got it all wrong! 
<GEEEEK~!!! Chuddie, you really think we women can’t tell? Remember back at the library when you were starting at Robin’s-
>OOKayyy!!! Can we talk about something else!?
<GEEEEKKK~!!! Embarrassed are we, Chuddie~?
YEAH OF COURSE I AM!!! I’m so lucky Robin and that fat Z cup pooch isn’t paying attention to us right now…
<Hmmm… fine~! I won’t do anything “weird” if you do something fur me afterwards…
>Yeah whatever! I don’t care! Just don’t…

Robin and Nekotsuki stopped walking. 
<Oh! It’s right up here!
Nekotsuki looked excited. God, that pooch is so fluffing fat (and busty!) 
<I…can smell it… sooo gooood~!
Huh… how come both she and Averi are obsessed with food, but it's only the jap that becomes a landwhale? Maybe the Latinx only get fat when they hit the wall…? 

Chud looked at the neon sign on the corner: “Papa’s Freezeria”. Huh. That name sounded familiar to Chud, though he couldn’t figure out why… The group of 4 walked inside and up to the counter. Robin asked the ‘coon cashier fur her friend Black-Chan. 
>…Black-Chan…?
<GEEEKK~!!! Chuddie, do you not know who she is…? Geeze you really should know your classmates by now~… 
Chud saw a black cat walk towards the counter. She had big, yellow eyes and vantablack fur. Oh great, Robin is friends with a nigger pussy… at least she isn’t a fat fluff like that jap…
>Oh wow, if it isn’t my best friend, Robin! Aaand it looks like she brought the rest of the Teen Titans with her too!
Robin and Black-Chan laughed. Chud was in shock. A… nigger that doesn’t speak in ebonics…? How is… this possible? And… did she just make a DC reference? A NERDY BLACK FOID??? IMPOSSIBLE!!! Averi looked unamused. She grumbled.
<…lame joke…
Chud scoffed at himself. Like you have a better sense of humor, beaner! If anything, both of you are dumb, worthless, subhuman (they aren’t even human lol) beasts who should be-
>Sooo… I’m assuming you’re here to redeem those coupons I gave you, no?
<Yup! 
Robin pulled the coupons out of her purse and gave them to Black-Chan. 
>Thank you, madam! Let’s see here…4 free ice creams! Okay, so what are y’all getting?

Robin got medium cone of rocky road, Nekotsuki got a mega triple hot fudge volcano split(fatty), Averi got a medium cone of avocado, and Chud got a medium cone of rocky road. He wanted to get plain vanilla, since he read somewhere that it’s the most patrician and Aryan taste, but fur obvious reasons, he copied Robin’s choice.
After getting their orders, Robin thanked Black-Chan and tipped her a few dollars. They chose to sit at one of the tables outside by the front. 
<OHHHH~!!! My ice cream is gonna melt~…
Averi was getting melted ice cream all over her paws.
<Heh… you better eat it quickly…
Robin was smart enough to use napkins to hold her cone. What a great example to showcase the difference between Latinx brains and white(vixen) brains… Chud chuckled to himself as he tried to eat his ice cream as fast as possible. Since that fat pooch is gonna take furever to eat that monstrosity she ordered, I could finally get some time to talk to Robin!
Speaking of Nekotsuki, she was drooling all over her mega triple hot fudge volcano split.
<Ohhh… sooo goood~! Robin-Chan… thank you~!!!
Robin gave her a warm smile.
<Eh… Do…Douitashimashite! D… did I say it right…?

AHDSFESREAS I HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE JUST SAID BUT WHEN ROBIN SPEAKS GOOK SHE SOUNDS SOOO CUTE!!! HOOOLLYYY SHIT DOES THAT MEAN SHE’S INTO ANIME TOO? WHAT IF SHE DOES COSPLAY??? OH I CAN JUST IMAGINE HER WEARING AN OUTFIT THAT SHOWS OFF HER CLE-
Gah! No Chud! You’re never gonna be with her if you just see her as a pair of boobies! I need to actually talk to her… or something. He finished up his ice cream and mustered the courage to speak to her.
>Uhh… yeah Robin, uh, thank you fur inviting me… y… you shouldn’t have!
He scratched the back of his head and tried to look calm.
She… smiled back at Chud. He felt his heart rate increase dramatically. WAIT… SHE’S SMILING AT ME??? OH, YESSS CHUD YOU DID IT!!! 
<It’s the least I could do… I mean… I kinda feel bad you had to do that project all by yourself while we played Pokémon… don’t you agree, Averi? 
<…huh? I’m kinda busy here~…

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second part to above

Averi was struggling with stopping her melting ice cream from spilling all over her paws and arms. Chud chucked. Serves you right pooch! Robin also gave out a small gek.
<Maybe you could’ve joined us if you had a Switch of your own…?
>Nah… I’m more of a PC guy.
<Hm? So, would a Steam Deck be more your style? You could still play Nintendo games, you know… if you’re willing to emulate them. I would love to have one because I could play all the classics without having to use Nintendo’s stupid online service that only has a select few games. sigh
>Couldn’t you just jailbreak your Switch?
She gekked. Chud felt his heart flutter. So… this is what it's like to have a conversation with a foid…?
<You think I know how to do that stuff? I barely have the time to play with all the work I get from school… Not to mention that you can get your console banned if you make one little fluff up…
<AHHHH~!!! It’s all over meee~!!!
Averi wailed.
Oh my goooodddd…This retarded fluffing beaner doesn’t know how to eat ice cream? And now it's spilling on the bench and onto my pants! Chud scooched over just a little bit.

>Hmmm… maybe I can jailbreak your switch? I’ve changed my graphics card and CPU in my PC multiple times without trouble; jailbreaking should be a piece of cake fur me!
Robin gekked again.
<Chud… I’ve also upgraded my computer, too, you know… jailbreaking isn’t as simple as you think.
Oh shit… Chud think…! This is another GOLDEN opportunity that I need to take advantage of!
>Uhh… I’ve also jailbroken my 3DS and my old iPhone! 
Robin raised an eyebrow
<Really…?
>Uhh… yeah, really! I… can do your switch too! I’ve seen YouTube videos on how to do it already, yeah! I can have it done fur you by tomorrow in fact!
<Hmmm… well, you were able to somehow do that project in one night… 
Robin unzipped her backpack and pulled out her Switch.
<Do… you really think you can do this? I don’t want to get banned or have anything corrupted…
>S…sure Robin! Leave it to me! And think about it, I’ll be doing it fur free!
She looked skeptical. Chud was sweating like crazy. Oh shit! Does she know that I’m…?
<…okay, Chud. Don’t make me regret this…
She gave her switch to Chud.

<Okay… I think im gonna get some napkins… looks like Averi really needs them right now…
Robin gekked and walked back inside. Nekotsuki looked like she was gonna be sick; she only ate half of her ice cream.
<Ahhhh~…. Too much fur me… do you want Ch… Chud-San?
>Uhhh… no, I think I’m good… thanks…
He glanced over at Averi. She was glaring back at him with that stupid smug Latinx grin.

<You don’t know a thing about jailbreaking, don’t you~?
>S… shut up beaner! You can’t even eat ice cream without making a giant mess like some baby!
<GEEEKKK~!!! Nice deflection, Chuddie~! Oh, she’s gonna be sooo pissed at you when you brick her console~…
>I know what I’m doing, Averi… I’m a MAN. An Aryan White man, to be exact. We literally invented this shit, so of course I would know how to tinker with it! 
<MmmmHmmm~… and yet you struggle with talking to women! GEEEKKK~!!! Oh, this is gonna backfire sooo badly fur you Chuddie~…

Robin came back with a ton of napkins. After helping her clean up, everyone thanked Robin fur the coupons and went their separate ways. Robin and Nekotsuki took an Uber back to their place. Chud dreaded the idea of taking an Uber, but he had no choice. He really didn’t want to take the bus, especially now that the Sun was setting. Averi tagged along with him.
<Uhhh… I don’t have any money with me~… and I don’t trust the bus fur… obvious reasons… It’s not safe fur women like me… Chuddie, you HAVE to take me~!!!
Chud sighed and booked an Uber fur both of them back to his house. During the drive back home, he took out the switch and inspected it. Oh wow… Robin’s Switch… and it's in my palms!!! Her paws(and beans!) were all over this… Averi glared at him. Chud scoffed and put it back in his backpack.

He got out of the Uber and was going to set up a second stop fur the driver to send Averi back home when she stepped out.
>Uhhh… Averi? I’m setting up yours right now… I just need your address…
<No need to~!
She turned around and thanked the driver fur the ride, and said she was getting off here.
>Uhhh, what? Hey wait~
Chud saw her give the driver a tip, and he sped off. That lying btich! She gave an innocent smile to Chud and winked at him.
<What~? Look, I don’t like tipping either Chuddie, but I think he did a pretty good job, no? GEEEK~!!!

>>45798
I hope chud doesnt fluff it up he probably will but I can hope doe

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>>45798
>Inviting yourself into your crushes house fur the night.
Sure chuds mom is gonna go along with it too.

>>45807
Chud will fluff it up and I kinda feel bad for the dumbass lol

>>45826
No he won't your lying you have no idea what your talking about

>>45849
Chud will ask his "friends" on 4chan /g/ and they will tell him to wipe the console geg

>>45850
no no no he wont 
he will watch How to Mod Your Nintendo Switch (Full 2025 Tutorial) on youtube

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<Sooo~… I think I fulfilled my end of the promise~…
>What promise? Delusional Latinx…
<Uhh… don’t you remember Chuddie...? I didn’t do anything weird, so~…
>Uhhh… no, I think spilling ice cream all over yourself like a fluffing toddler is pretty weird, actually.
<Oh, it's not such a big deal, Chuddie~… I just wanted to see your house… that’s all~!
Oh sure you do, beaner. But why…? Are you staking out my place fur your cartel friends to rob later on? Or… Chud thought back to the times Averi touched him weirdly… Oh no… NO NO NO I'M NOT FALLING fur THIS DUMB MUTT WHORE’S TRICKS!!! MY VIRGINITY IS fur ROBIN AND ROBIN ONLY!!!

>Look Averi… It's getting late, and I need to figure out this jailbreaking thing befure tomorrow. I could get another Uber-
She flashed another one of those stupid, retarded, Latinx grins. 
<Hmmm… so Chuddie needs help~…
She raised her chin and crossed her arms confidently.
<I know my way around computer stuff too, you know~…
LOL, is this Latinx serious? I doubt she even knows how to turn on a computer, much less do anything involving jailbreaking (neither do you tho…).

<But… befure we do any of that techno wizardry stuff, do you mind if I take a shower~? This ice cream makes me feel all icky~…
>Ha! Nice try beaner! At this point, I’m not even gonna get an Uber fur you. You could just call your Latinx parents to come and-
Chud turned at the sound of the front door opening. What? How? He checked his pockets; his house keys were missing. That sly fluffing fox! He ran inside and found his mother sleeping on the couch, watching some dumb boomer game show about matching prices or some shit.
>…Now, where did she-
He heard the sound of his shower turning on. Chud took a deep breath. Just calm down, Chud… sure, she just violated the sovereignty of your home and is probably gonna clog your bathtub with fur, but maybe you could use help jailbreaking Robin’s switch. Although it’s questionable how much “help” she’ll really provide…

He went to his room and took out Robin’s Switch while waiting fur his PC to start up. Hmmm… I remember watching a jailbreaking tutorial on YouTube a while back… so it should be as easy as me typing it into the ‘tube and just following the instructions, no?
He was scrolling through the search query, looking fur the exact video he had watched befure, when he heard Averi enter his room. He turned his head towards the doorway. She was standing there carrying one of his towels above her head. The one that should’ve been covering her body.
Chud felt his cheeks burn as he quickly swirled his chair around and covered his eyes.

>AVERI!!! WHAT THE fluff!!!
<Oh my God Chuddie~!!! Don’t you know that we don’t have to wear clothes as long as our fur covers-
>YES, I KNOW ABOUT THAT LAW, BUT I THINK IT’S A RETARDED ONE!!! JUST… PUT SOMETHING ON!!!
<sigh My stuff is in your washer right now… Do you mind if I wear some of your-
>I DON’T CARE, JUST PUT SOMETHING ON YOU WHORE!!!
<God, you’re such a faggo- Eh… I mean… urggg~!!! Now I feel dirty because of you~… 

Chud heard Averi huff angrily as she took something from his drawer. OH GOD… WHAT THE fluff??? HOW CLOSE WAS I TO LOSING MY VIRGINITY RIGHT THEN AND THERE??? (Overdramatic much?) IM SO SORRY, ROBIN… I FAILED YOU!!!
<Okay… you can look now… maricón… Hmmmpt!
Chud swiveled his chair back and slowly peeled away his palms. She was wearing one of his plain white t-shirts. It was obviously way too big fur her body, but it went below her waist, which was acceptable fur Chud. Wait… now that I think about it… She… and others like her… never wear pants, do they? Oh god… so the water dripping from her legs is coming from her-
She put her paws on her hips.

<sigh Chud… you really pissed me off, you know that? I think you’re the first person I’ve ever met who's had an issue with my natural body…
>S… so you do this… in front of other guys…?
<N…OH MY GOD CHUDDIE~!!! YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT WEIRD, DON’T YOU??? 
She shook her head and puffed again. She frowned as she sat on Chud’s bed. AHHHH!!!! HER… IS TOUCHING… MY… BEDSHEETS….!!!!

<Do I really have to explain the law to you…? 
She sighed and rested her chin on her paw.
<We’re allowed to be “naked” if our fur sufficiently covers up our private areas. It’s as if a human chose to walk around wearing their pajamas or something like that. It’s appropriate to do at casual settings like at home, the beach or pool, or anytime we go out somewhere. But, when it comes to more professional places like school or most job sites, we have to wear at least some clothing. 
She crossed her arms and huffed again.

<You should’ve learned this in civics class… There was this whole Supreme Court case and everything, Chuddie~…
>Of course, I remember civics class… it was just a bunch of Jewish ZOG nonsense about how muh “democracy” works or some shit. 
Chud was thankful he was sitting down right now because he got a little too flustered at seeing Averi. JUST THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW, CHUD!!! PREFERABLY DEPRESSING AND DARK THINGS… JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT SHE’S PRACTICALLY… NOPE THAT’S NOT HELPING!!!! She gave Chud a quizzical look.

<D…did you ever wear that swastika shirt I saw in your drawer…?
>Uh… no? My mom stopped me from wearing it…
<Good fur her! You really need to learn to be more discreet when it comes to this stuff… trust me, I know…
Averi has a dark(chuddy) past? I’m not surprised, to be honest…that beaner is definitely hiding demons in her closet!  I wonder if that folder had anything to do with it… Wait… why is she here again? Oh… right.

>Okayyy thanks fur the advice…? So… uh… are you gonna help me jailbreak this thing…?
<Me? Help? Ohh Chuddie~… I thought you were a strong Aryan man! You don’t need my help… right? GEEEEKKKK~!!!
<And besides… I’m still kinda pissed at you~…
Chud didn’t have time fur this. GAHHH THIS DUMB BEANER AND HER DUMB LITTLE FOID MIND GAMES!!!
>Whatever, I’ll just watch this YouTube video then…
<K, I have to do my hair anyway~…

She walked out of Chud’s room, presumably to his mom’s bathroom since he obviously didn’t have any hair stuff in his. He sighed and started playing the tutorial. Extremely loud and obnoxious dubstep blasted from Chud’s speakers. HOLY SHIT!!! He skipped 10 seconds ahead. 
>WHAT'S UP GUYS, IT'S JA HOMIE LEETMODDER69420 BACK HERE fur ANOTHER TUTORIAL THIS TIME fur THE NINTEN-
Chud closed the video. Why the fluff are YouTubers so gay and retarded these days? Ah, fluff the ‘tube! I bet there’s a thread fur this shit already on /v/ or /g/ or /vg/ or whatever…

He heard a knock at his bedroom door. 
<Uhhh… sweetie? Can we talk fur a minute?
Oh shit… I guess she woke up from all of the commotion…
>Yeah, Mom? It’s about her, isn’t it?
<Yeah… mind explaining to me why a half-naked fox girl is rummaging through my bathroom right now? And why did she tell me she’s your “special someone”?
>Mom… I can explain-
<Look, sweetie… I know I said I wanted you to make friends, but… uhh… why… is she naked???
>Mom, it’s different fur them, okay? There’s a law that-
<You know what? I don’t even care… I just hope you two use protection.
>MOM NO THAT’S NOT-
She closed the door and walked away. Oh great… Now she’s gonna tell her Facebook friends that her son has a girlfriend, and then they are gonna tell their friends, and then the whole neighborhood is gonna know… what if Averi or Robin’s parent finds out, and then it leaks to the school, and then Robin thinks I’m-

<IMMM BAAACKKK~!!!
Averi came in carrying a small table mirror and a hair comb. She placed the mirror on Chud’s nightstand.
<I’ve changed my mind, Chuddie~! I think I’m gonna do my hair here just in case you do need my help~…
>…sure…

He sighed and turned back to his PC. Okay… I think the best place to start looking would be /g/…
<Ohhh~!!! Are you on…?
She bolted over to Chud. Some of her wet strands of hair fell on Chud’s arm. He could smell the soap she used… It wasn’t his, smells like she used the generic soap we keep fur guests…(Not like we have any). She grabbed the mouse from him.
>Averi? What are you-
<What~? You said you already knew how to jailbreak from a YouTube video, right? So, all we need to do is check your history to find it~!
WAIT WHAT??? NO DON’T DO THAT!!! 
>Uhh… I already tried YouTube, and it sucked, so I was gonna-
<Nonesense~! YouTube is better than that dreadful place!

She opened up Chud’s search history. Chud immediately Alt-F4’d from the browser the moment it popped up. He wasn’t quick enough fur Averi…
<Ohhhh~… oh… uh… Chud… wow… VixensGoneWildXXX.com??? I… I thought you were one of those nofa-
>AVERI!!!
Chud felt his face burn hot red again. He locked his PC. He took another deep breath.
>Look… how about you just sit down and do your hair stuff… I’ll call you if I need help… okay?
<GEEEKKK~!!! Okay~… 

She began combing her hair and setting up a ponytail. Oh great… now I’m gonna itch from all the fur on my bed… and I’m gonna have to stay up even longer to wash my bedsheets… 
He unlocked his PC and browsed /g/. There were no threads on the 'log about jailbreaking Switches or anything, and he didn’t want to create a new thread just fur it to fall to page 10 over some shitty Troonix thread. He tried /v/ next. Oh look, just a bunch of gacha and tranime slop, I swear this place is just SFW /b/ (barely SWF tho). He sighed and tried /vg/. This place HAS to have some dedicated modding thread… ah ha! /hbg/… Homebrew and hacking general! They have a reentry link to a guide fur Switch modding…

>>45944
why doesnt chud own a gun to kill the beaner is he stupid?

>>45944
hopefully robin backed up her cloud saves recently chud is going to fluff up her switch so bad

>Anti piracy screen inbound.

>>46016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tQ_pjBUT9U

>>46019
What Averi to the rescue with a new switch in exchange fur some deal?

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>…aaand I’m fluffed…
Chud really wished he had researched this stuff earlier. Apparently, you need a microSD card reader, something he didn’t have. I mean, who the fluff uses SD cards these days? He looked at the clock: 7:34PM. Not only was it getting late, but he was also dangerously short on allowance funds after that Uber ride. He thought about texting Robin and breaking the news to her. Nah fluff that! What if she gets cold feet(Or beans)?
 
<Uh oh~! GEEEEEK~!!! Didn’t she tell you it wouldn’t be easy~?
Averi finished doing her hair. She had a pretty big ponytail that went down to her waist. God, she looks so cute… UH NO I MEAN… GOD SHE’S SOOO ANNOYING!!! WHY IS THIS BEANER TAUNTING ME??? She walked over to Chud’s PC
<Oh~! You need a microSD card reader??? Heh, tough luck, Chuddie~! It's not like I have one on my phone or anything, haha~…
>…what? Do you have an Android?
<MmmmHmmm you bet I do~!

She took out her phone and snapped a selfie fur both of them. Chud tried to cover his face, but it was too late.
>WHA-? NO PICTURES!!! 
<GEEEEEEKKK~!!! Don’t get your panties in a twist, Chuddie, I’m gonna keep this one private~… not like I use social media anyway~…
>Why you little- sigh so… about your phone’s microSD card slot…?

She gekkered, put on a pouty face(she does that a lot), and shook her head while wagging a digit at Chud.
<Mmmm… I don’t know Chuddie~… what if you brick both my phone and Robin’s Switch~? I can’t let you do that, no sireee~!
>WHAT??? WHY??? C’mon, Averi, I NEED to get this done tonight!
Chud fell on his knees and begged. He knew how pathetic and gay it looked to beg a Latinx woman of all things, but he really wanted to impress Robin. Just imagine how happy she would be! Oh, she’ll probably ask me out on a date right then and there (delusional)! Or… she’ll stop seeing me as a creepy weirdo and invite me over to hang out… whatever, both scenarios are good!

<Hmm~… 
Averi put on another one of her famous smug Latinx grins. Oh god, she’s gonna make me do something stupid, isn’t she?
<How about~… you~…
Averi raised her right footpaw into the air. He got a good look at her beans. Uhh…?
<GEEEKKK~!!! No Averi…I don’t think his heart could take that…
Chud felt his heart drop. What. The. fluff. Was she about to make me…?
She set her footpaw down and rested her left paw on her chin.
<Hmmm…Chuddie, how would you like to come over to my place~?

Oh, that’s it? Meh, that shouldn’t be too bad… I mean, maybe her house is crawling with roaches or something since she’s a poor beaner... but it’s manageable.
>Yeah! Great! Okay! Uhh… whenever you want! Now will you let me…?
<GEEEEEKKKK~!!! God Chuddie, you’re so pathetic~… here~.
She pawed her phone to Chud. He inserted Robin’s microSD card from the Switch into Averi’s phone and connected it to his computer via USB-C. Okay… now I need to download all of this modding shit. He downloaded the necessary files and programs from GitHub.
>…I really hope none of this crap has malware in it…

He transferred the files into the microSD card, took it out of Averi’s phone, and inserted it back into the Switch. Okay… so now I need to get the switch into RCM mode or something…
Uhh… wait… I need to use an RCM Jig? WTF is that? Oh no… It’s something else I need to buy off the shelf…fluff!!! Why is Switch modding so hard? fluffing Nintendo Jews… He put his head down on the desk.
<Hmmm~… you need my help again~…?
Averi was prone on Chud’s bed, drawing something on her tablet. Well, she was drawing, now she turned her head to face Chud while slowly kicking her footpaws. This fluffing spic… now my bed is gonna smell like tacos and wet dog! But fur a split second, an intrusive thought entered Chud’s mind. There’s a cute fox girl on my bed! He really wanted to furget about the Switch, School, hell, even Robin, and leap onto- 
<Do Aryan men usually seek help from Latinas? GEEEEKKK~!!!

Whatever devious thoughts Chud had about Averi evaporated. THIS BEANER THINKS SHE CAN BARGE INTO MY HOUSE AND BERATE ME??? ARRRGGHHH WHY HASN’T TRUMP DEPORTED THESE WETBACKS ALREADY??? I'm GONNA FIND EVIDENCE OF HER BEING AN ILLEGAL AND CALL ICE ON HER LATINX ASS!!! Yeah… thanks fur inviting me over, Averi… now I have something to look furward to!
>Nope! It’s nothing you can help with anyway… I think I can use a paper clip instead…
<That… sounds dangerous~? Chuddie, as much as I want to see you embarrass yourself, I don’t want you to get hurt~… let me see…
Averi got off the bed and stepped by Chud’s side.

<Hmmm~… so you need to bridge some of the pins on the right side of the switch… I could probably do that…
Chud felt his stomach drop. If this beaner can barely eat ice cream, how the fluff can she precisely touch those pins? Averi used her sharp claws to bend a paperclip into the right shape. She then inserted it into the pins on the Switch where the right JoyCon connected.
<See~? Not so hard fur a cunning fox like me~! GEEEEKKK~!!!
>T… thanks…
<Hmmm…? I didn’t hear yooouuu~…
She brought her paw to her ear. This fluffing narcissistic self-centered foid brat!
>Thank you, Averi…

He sighed and booted up the switch into RCM mode. The Switch screen was blank, which meant it was working according to the website. He opened up the homebrew application on his PC and inserted the payload bin file thingy he downloaded earlier. Nothing.
>Oh shit… oh fluff… FUUUCKKK!!!
He put his paws on his head and looked up at the ceiling. A…I… gonnna cry? No… not in front of Averi…
<What’s the matter, Chuddie~? It looks fine to me~!

He looked back down to see the Switch loaded into the homebrew menu. He let out a massive sigh of relief. Oh, thank God! I thought I was a goner fur sure! There were still some issues, though; apparently, you had to do the RCM mode thing along with injecting the payload via PC every time you turned off the console. Chud remembered how Robin said she didn’t want to get banned from the online service. He didn’t think Robin would mind, after all, she would need to use her PC anyway to add whatever games she wanted. Maybe I could come over to her place and teach her how to do it…
>See? Piece of cake! Just another example of Aryan excellence!
<MmmmHmmm~…
>So… your clothes should be done washing by now… I think your parents are gonna have to pick you up… I don’t have enough money fur an Uber anyway…
<GEEEEKKK~!!! Chuddie, my parents aren’t home~!
>W… what?
<sigh My Mom’s visiting family in the islands, and my dad is off on some business trip. They’ll be back next week.

>N…NEXT WEEK??? WHAT THE fluff???
<I don’t mind… they left me enough money and food to last… why did you think I asked you to come over? The grass needs to be cut, and I don’t feel like-
>PFFFFTTT!!! HAHAHA!!! THAT’S YOUR JOB SPIC!!! That’s literally your specialty as a Latinx beaner!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!
<GEEEEEKKK!!! Very funny, Chuddie~! You’re sleeping on the couch by the way…

Chud stopped laughing. 
>What?
<Well, you said it yourself, Chuddie, I can’t go home since I have no ride~. Guess I’m staying fur the night~! What~? Were you looking furward to sleeping with me~?
>UH NO!!! EW!!! If anything, you should be sleeping on the couch! This is MY room and you don’t-

The door slammed shut. Chud scowled as he brushed his teeth and set up the couch in the living room. It was one of those convertible couches that turned into a bed. He lay down on his back. 
>…stupid beaner thinks she can tell me what to do…
He scoffed and turned to his side. 
>…just wait… “my dad is on a business trip” … yeah right… 
Averi wants to invite me over, eh?
>I’m gonna snoop around… You must be hiding something juicy in there… fake citizenship documents? … cartel paraphernalia? … a drug lab? 
He thought about that secret folder again. 
>… just what are you hiding, Averi?

He dozed off, his mind racing with endless possibilities.

>>46187
thanks fur not making chud fluff it up
Chud is just like me he cant speak up hes so relatble

>>46187
Surprised Averi isn’t horribly thirsty. I thought she would go “woe is me, I guess we just have to share the bed”.

>>>46187
>Surprised Averi isn’t horribly thirsty. I thought she would go “woe is me, I guess we just have to share the bed”.
maybe she doesnt want to push chud too far
<GEEEKKK~!!! No Averi…I don’t think his heart could take that…
thats what i get from that

>>46272
I thought she was thinking about making him kiss her foot there (freak).

>>46273
are you into feet?

>>46274
I’m guessing based on the line befure:
>Averi raised her right footpaw into the air. He got a good look at her beans. Uhh…?

>>46275
oh i didnt see that my bad

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>>46272
pic rel is the personality I’m going fur

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split into two parts

>GOD DAMN IT!!! HOW DO YOU START THIS PIECE OF SHIT???

Chud was fuming, and not just because he didn’t know how to operate a lawnmower. The Jews on TV said it was gonna be partly cloudy with temperatures in the high 70s. Funny, since Chud felt like he was inside an incinerator. Since when did it get that hot here in the middle of fall? Were the libtards right about climate change...? Nah, the Jews must’ve been using HAARP or some space laser shit to ruin Whitehaven’s climate… or something like that. I should make a thread on /pol/ exposing them later...

He gave the lawnmower a huge kick. Big mistake. 
>AHHH… Fffffffuuuu-
Chud managed to control his wincing. The last thing he wanted was to draw attention to himself, especially since she was here. He remembered how surprised Robin was when he showed up with her newly modded Switch in paw a few days back. 
<Y…you didn’t break it or anything…? Wow…
>Heh, it was nothing!
He remembered seeing her eyes widen with excitement, her fluffy tail wagging like a dog, her decently sized boobas begging to- Uh… anyway, she appreciated the favor Chud did fur her. Of course, he had to explain to her that using a jailbroken Switch was a pain with all the extra technical stuff you needed to do to load games and such. To Chud’s dismay, she claimed she could figure it out. Damn it! Now I won’t be able to offer to come over to show her how to do it… I mean, I could still offer to help, but I’m too scared to ask… (lol coward).

>…I’d probably be in her room right now… bonding with her… making small chat about video games… maybe even playing some LAN co-op with her… if it wasn’t fur this beaner pooch!
He kicked the lawnmower again. Chud had to fight back another set of wincing. The morning after the night when he was exiled to his couch by that invasive vixen was chaos. He woke up to Averi screaming at him while shaking his body.

<RIIISSE AND SHINE CHUDDIEE~!!!
He was so startled by her attempt to be a human(anthro?) alarm that he fell off the couch. 
<GEEEEKKK~!!!>>46187

>AVERI!!! What the-
<You overslept Chuddie~… we’re… well, YOU’RE gonna be late~! 
Chud saw she was already dressed in her unifurm. 
>Why didn’t you wake me up earlier???
<Heh… I furgot… GEEEEKKK~!!!
Chud had to quickly take a shower and get dressed fur school. He almost furgot to take Robin’s Switch with him during the rush. He skipped breakfast since Averi apparently ate the last frozen chicken biscuit sandwich (of course she did).

He sighed and checked his phone fur instructions on how to turn on a lawnmower. 
>I’m such a fluffing dumbass… I should know how to do this shit! 

Chud was planning on washing his bed sheets after he got home from school that day, but something stopped him. I mean, yeah, sleeping with strands of fox hair was gonna make him itch all night, but something about the scent of soap and flowers helped him fall asleep the following weeknights. He learned that Friday that Averi wanted him to come over the following day. 

>Wait… all I have to do is yank this?
Chud yanked the starter cord. He heard a popping noise coming from the mower, but alas, nothing happened. He sat down in defeat, turning his head towards the back sliding door of Averi’s house. He couldn’t see through the curtains, but he knew she and Robin were playing inside.

Chud learned last minute that Averi invited Robin over so she could show off all the new games she “legally acquired” thanks to Chud’s jailbreaking effurts. That sly Latinx pooch! He suspected the real reason she invited Robin over was to keep Chud in check. He knew Averi told her that Chud “offered” to mow her lawn fur free, and it would look bad if he backed out. It also ruined his plans to scope out Averi’s place fur anything suspicious.
Averi’s neighborhood wasn’t as ghetto as Chud thought it was. Sure, there was no HOA, which made the place look ugly and disorganized compared to his neighborhood, but there were a lot more trees, which made the place feel more natural and “trad” to Chud(Even though he never goes outside anyway).  After his mom dropped him off, Averi led him to the shed in the back and told him he had to do both the front and back lawn.
 
Chud was about to try yanking the cord again when he saw Robin step out of the back sliding door, drink in paw. She gekkered a little at Chud’s predicament. She was wearing a pink T-shirt and some shorts. Holy cute! 
<Heh, are you having trouble, Chud?
>Uh… no, I was uhh… just about to start!
Oh shit! I don’t wanna look like a low-IQ ‘coon in front of her! He pulled the starter cord again. More pops, but no cigar. Robin gekkered, set her drink down on the patio table, and walked over to him.
<Geeze Chud, don’t tell me you don’t know how to start a lawnmower… 
>No, I do! It’s just…
<…you furgot? Maybe you need to complete a focus first or something? GEEEKK!!!
>A… what?
<Oh, come on, Chud! Averi told me all about how Hearts of Iron IV is your favorite game! You should know what I’m talking about… honestly, I can’t get into those games… way too complicated and boring fur me…
Averi told her? I’ve never said… DID SHE SNOOP THROUGH MY PC THAT NIGHT??? ARRGGG, I SWEAR IM GONNA-
<Anyway… did you try priming the engine first?
>Priming what?
<sigh 

She bent down and pressed the weird plastic bulb thingy on the side of the lawn mower a few times. Chud would have had a pretty good view of her cleavage from that angle…too bad her outfit didn’t show much at all…
<There! Now try…
Chud yanked the cord, and to his surprise, the lawn mower roared to life. Robin stood smugly next to Chud, paws on her hips. She shook her head.
<GEEEKK!!! How do you expect to ever get a girl if you can’t even start a lawnmower?
He felt his cheeks burn. She’s making fun of me… poking at my lack of masculinity… It's over… 

She gave him a pat on the back and walked back to the patio table and sat down. Is… she just gonna sit there and watch me…? She did. Chud mowed the entire backyard, glancing over to the patio occasionally, and she was still there. Does Robin get some kind of sick pleasure out of this? At least I can sneak a peek at her chest whenever I mow towards her without suspicion… Chud turned off the mower and sat down on the freshly cut grass. He was drenched in sweat. He heard Robin gekker and clap.
<Wow, Chud! You actually did it! Averi said you would break halfway… guess she owes me a 20$ Nintendo eShop card! GEEEEKKK!!!
Huh? Does that mean Robin had more faith in me? Heh. Of course, she would, Chud! She isn’t some lazy spic that kicks you out of your own room and snoops through your PC! I can’t believe I ever doubted her and her fluffy titties!
<You look parched. I'll get you something to drink… Coke?
>…S…sure…

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part two

She walked back inside. Chud stood up and wiped the sweat from his brow. Now that she’s gone… he scanned the yard. Nothing suspicious here… wait, the shed! He walked towards it. I didn’t see anything when I took out the lawn mower, but… Chud opened the shed door and stepped inside. Nothing here, just your usual outdoor equipment: a deflated soccer ball, a leaf blower, gas cans, landscaping tools, a machete, an air pump, wait…  A MACHETE???
Chud stared at the sharp metallic weapon. It was covered in rust… or was it blood? Oh my God… What if Averi or her family were cartel members, and this is where they raped and tortured their victims??? He thought he could see red splotches on the shed floor. He felt his heart rate increase. What if… Averi stole some of my organs while I was sleeping??? That would explain why she woke me up late-

His train of thought was interrupted by Robin stepping in. 
<Hey Chud, I got your Coke!
>GAHHH!!! Oh, it’s just you, Robin…
<GEEEKKK!!! Did I sneak up on you? I am a fox after all… heh.
AHHHH, I LOVE HOW SHE’S BEING ALL PLAYFUL AND FLIRTY WITH MEEE (Meds now!)!!! Robin opened the shed door all the way, revealing that the red splotches were brown and the machete really was covered in rust and dirt… maybe I overreacted… Chud thanked her fur the drink and sat down with her at the patio table.

>Uhh… where’s Averi?
<Oh… she’s playing with my Switch. She freaked out when I showed her all the classic Pokémon games I had on there.
>I bet she did…
<Yeah…
God, Robin was so cute in her casual wear! Although… I think her school unifurm emphasizes her assets better… Oh shit! What to talk about! AHHHH!!! My mind is blank! 
<She furced you to do this… didn’t she?
>Huh?
She gekkered a little.
<I know you don’t want to be out here sweating your ass off fur her…
>Uh… yeah, I guess…
Robin sighed.
<She’s a bit… strange, isn’t she?
>Yeah… a bit… I think she’s hiding something…
Oh, fluff why did I say that? What if she tells Averi? What if this is a trap-
<You’re not alone on that, buddy.

BUDDY??? DID I JUST GET FRIENDZONED??? YOU WORTHLESS fluffING TITTY WHO- Calm down, Chud… at least she sees you as a friend instead of a nuisance now… one step at a time… He closed his eyes and looked up. 
<So why are you mowing her lawn then? I mean, I know you’re a push around but…
>Hey… I’m not-
<Sorry… you know its true Chud… you’re letting her walk all over you… not to mention that thing she pulled when we were playing Risk…
>D…do you think she’s an illegal? Like a border hopper?
Robin stared at Chud befure gekkering like crazy.
<Oh my god, Chud… GEEEEKKK!!! No! She’s Puerto Rican! God, you’re so… GEEEEKKK!!!
Puerto what now? Isn’t that the place that got hit by that hurricane a while back? Robin’s laughter was interrupted by her phone dinging. She scoffed and cursed under her breath.

<Urhhh!!! My friends are such losers!!!
>Huh? What happened?
<They’re gonna go to some stupid abandoned house instead of trick-or-treating with me fur Halloween!
Halloween? Trick or treating? Doesn’t Robin know she’s a Senior? She’s way too old-
<Yeah, I know what you’re thinking… but I just wanted to do it one more time… and it’ll be lame if I go by myself…

Chud smiled. I think I know what I’m doing fur Halloween...

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>>46396
Gemmy this is very awesome

>>46395
>>46396
Sure it's absolute peak

furgot to mention i put your thread on the Pages tab yesterday

will there be a continuation tonight

>>46441
>tonight
I write in the little free time I have befure I go to work, so the Halloween arc will start tomorrow…
I do work on it a bit after I get home, but I try to not stay up late so I can wake up early.
I’m trying to get a better work schedule in the future.

>>46443
That's good to hear furfren! Don't burn yourself out and what you've written so far is Aryan

>He woke up to Averi screaming at him while shaking his body.
She was watching him sleep befure he woke up wasn’t she.

>>46443
Awesome but as >>46447 said dont burn yourself out what you have made so fur is every awesome and infact aryan

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Halloween
Split into two parts again award

Chud ripped open the Amazon package; he’d been waiting fur it all week.
>heh… I’m gonna piss off sooo many libtards with this!
After putting on the costume, he looked at himself in the mirror, scoffing. I STILL look like some scrawny faggot even with all of this shit! Maybe I should pad my arms or something…

Chud was wearing an Israel Defense furce Combat unifurm, complete with a tactical vest, helmet, boots, and even a fake IWI Tavor X95 rifle. The unifurm was discreet; there were no obvious symbols like a Star of David on the arm or anything like that. He knew that dressing up as a soldier from the false, illegitimate, satanic state of Kikesrael wasn’t exactly the most “Aryan” thing to do, but Israel was basically seen as Nazi Germany by leftists, so to him it had the same trolling potential as a SS officer unifurm. If any Zionists complimented his costume, he would respond by saying something like “Look up the USS Liberty!” or “I love dancing! Look up Israeli dancers!”. Pissing off leftoids AND redpilling conservacucks? Genius plan, Chud! He smirked at himself.

<CHUUUDDD SWEETIE!!! I’m going out with a guy I met at work! I’ll be back tomorrow!
What? My mom got a boyfriend? Chud didn’t know how to feel about this. Sure, his dad left fur milk years ago and hasn’t been seen since, but he’d grown used to it being the two of them. What if he convinces her to kick me out after I graduate? He dreaded the idea.
>Okay, Mom! I’m gonna be trick-or-treating with my friends!

“Friends”. It didn’t sit right with Chud even after all this time. I mean, Robin kinda admitted they were friends by calling him “buddy” a week ago, but he didn’t want it to stop at being just “friends”. Averi, however… she was something alright. A friend of Robin? Sure, but a friend of mine…? He recalled that night she stayed over, the times she touched him weirdly, her hips… Chud shook his head. NO! There’s no way I’m gonna fall fur that beaner slut! I know she’s just teasing me… that goddamn manipulative foid! She knows that I’m a pathetic chudcel! She’s just using her Latinx vixen sex magic to get me to do stuff fur her! He was scowling at the mirror when the doorbell rang.

<IIIMMMM HEEEERRREE TOOOO!!!
Just on time. He opened the door to find Averi wearing some ridiculously over-the-top fantasy costume. She was pointing a sword directly at him.
<HALT!!!! YOU… COCHINO SIONISTA!!! PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY-
>What the fluff are you supposed to be?
<I should be asking the same thing of you, Chuddie~!
>Well, you called me a “ko chen ow sion easta” which sounds like the Latinx way of saying-
<ARRRHHHH CHUDDIE~!!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! OR I’LL HAVE YOUR HEAD!!!
She did a bunch of moves with her sword and finished with a twirl. Chud couldn’t help but chuckle a little. Beaners sure are hyperactive…
>So… are we going or what?
<Mmm~… not so fast!

Averi pushed past Chud and went inside his house. Oh god, what does she want? Chicken? I’m pretty sure we already ran out of-He heard the door to his room open. Oh fluff!
>Averi!!! What are you doing in there?
He ran to his room. This goddamn spic! He turned the corner and saw her removing Chud’s pillowcase from his bed. What?
<Oh Chuddie~! How do you expect to get any candy if you don’t have a way to store it~?
She gave Chud his pillowcase. Crap! He completely furgot about that! It’s been years since I’ve done Halloween shit…
>Uhh… thanks… I guess?
<Hmmmpt~! Don’t thank me, Chuddie~…

She grabbed his arm and dragged them outside. Their ride was waiting fur them.
<Well, isn’t that the strangest couple I’ve ever seen! It’s like you two came from separate universes!
Black-Chan was idling by Chud’s house with her Toyota Corolla.
>We’re not a-
<Oh~!!! Hiii Chud-San! Your outfit is so… cool!
Sitting next to Black-Chan was Nekotsuki. He noticed neither of them was wearing any costumes. After Chud and Averi hopped into the back seat, they drove on their way.
<Are you sure you guys don’t wanna come with us…? Cmon, it’ll be fun! A lot more fun than trick-or-treating…
>Heh, thanks fur the offer, but no… Robin really wanted us to stay with her.
And by “us” I mean ME. Sure, Averi has to tag along, but I’m sure there will be plenty of moments fur me to have a one-on-one with Robin without her interfering. Black-Chan sighed.
<Suit yourself! I’m gonna show Nekotsuki here what it really means to be scared! You like haunted houses, right, girl?
<Eh… I-
<See? She LOVES the idea! Oh, looks like we’re here! Say hi to Robin fur me!

They said their goodbyes and left the car. The odd pair walked up to Robin’s front door and rang the bell. After a few moments, she opened the door. Robin was wearing a cute black sweater and brown shorts while holding a pumpkin candy basket. HOLY CLEAVAGE!!! AND HER BRAW STRAPS??? AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL ROBIN!!! I’M NOT COMPLAINING THOUGH… I'm SO fluffING GLAD THIS MILITARY SHIT COVERS MY…
Chud tried his hardest not to stare at her. He tried to concentrate on her ears. 
<Hey guys! Wow, Averi… you really went all out, huh?
Averi gekkered. Robin’s eyes focused on Chud.
<Hmm… knowing you, Chud, I bet you’re dressed up as a soldier from some problematic nation… am I right?
AHHHH SHE KNOWS ME??? THAT’S A SIGN WE’RE BONDING RIGHT???
>Heh, no, it's just a generic military unifurm… no other implications anywhere…
She stared at him fur a few seconds, clearly not convinced.

<Sure… anyway, what are you dressed up as, Averi?
Averi fixed her posture and drew her sword. She put one paw over her left eye.
<I’M THE ONE THAT EVIL FEARS IN THE NIGHT, I’M THE ONE THAT HUN-
Robin cut her off.
<Oh my God, Averi! 
She facepalmed and shook her head. Then she gekkered.
<I think you watch too much anime…
Averi drooped her ears and pouted.
<Heyyy~…! You didn’t let me finish~! Geeze~! And what about you…? 
Averi pondered fur a bit. She flashed a sly grin.
<Let me guess~… Chud’s favorite: A BIG TITTY GOTH-
<AVERIIII!!!

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pt 2

Robin’s cheeks turned bright red. Chud felt the same happen to him. THE fluff AVERI??? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION ME??? I MEAN SURE, YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT HER HAVING BIG TITS BUT… Robin was visibly uncomfurtable with Averi’s remarks. She was fidgeting with her paws and rubbing her arm.
<No… that’s not what I am… God Averi, why would you say that in front of… never mind!
Robin sighed and glared at her.
<Geeze~! Sorrry~! So… are you gonna tell us who you’re supposed to be then?
<Uhhh… well…

Averi raised her brow. She put on her classic Latinx grin that Chud recognized as her “I’m up to no good” face.
<GEEEEKKK~!!! Oh Robbie~! I wasn’t that far off the mark, was I~? It’s from a game… right~…?
Robin nodded.
<Okay, so tell us~!
Robin shifted from side to side. She was scratching her head and darting her eyes from side to side as if not to make eye contact.
<Well… It’s a really, really obscure game, so I don’t think you guys would know…
Averi gekkered.
<Oh Robbie Robbie Robbie~! We’re not dumb~! Well, maybe Chud is…
OH fluff OFF YOU WETBACK!!!
<GEEEEKKK~!!! …but you clearly aren’t comfurtable with telling us what game you’re talking about… so I have no choice but to assume it’s a por-
<AVERIIII!!!! URRGGGHHH!!! Can we just go trick-or-treating now!?!?

Robin was pissed. Embarrassed, but pissed. Chud felt bad fur her, but at the same time, he was kinda glad Averi was egging her on. He wanted to know who she was cosplaying as… fur research purposes, of course…
<Okay… I'll drop the question fur now… but mark my words~!! I will find out what you’re supposed to be~!!
I can’t believe I’m saying this(in my head), but I hope you succeed, Averi… I gotta know…
<Sure… whatever…let’s just go befure it gets dark…

The trio walked onto the sidewalk. They agreed to do Robin’s neighborhood since it was nicer, meaning that they were likely to get larger pieces of candy. They first hit up Robin’s next-door neighbor. They patiently waited after Averi rang the doorbell. A grumpy bulldog barely opened the door.
>Aren’t you folks too old fur this shit?
slam!
Robin sighed sadly and drooped her ears.
<…that’s what I was afraid of…

Chud wanted to comfurt her and tell her it was gonna be alright, that she should just furget about him, and that we’ll get better luck at the next house, but he was still too scared to do so(coward!) Averi huffed and drew her sword.
<Fear not, breastful maiden! I’ll vanquish the dark lord that disturbed your peace! 
Chud and Robin had to pull her away from the doorbell.
<Awww~! Cmon, guys~! You’re no fun~!!! Hmmmpt~!
“Breastful maiden”? That’s a good one… WAIT, NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT ROBINS BOOBAS AGAIN… THANKS AVERI… Chud scowled. He saw Robin still looking down from that first encounter.
>M… maybe we should try the next street down? I think he recognized you, Robin.
<Maybe… lets try…

They moved on to the next street and started at the first house there. This time, Robin rang the doorbell. An elderly human woman stepped out to greet them. 
>Hello children! Oh, what wonderful costumes you all have on!
Chud noticed her glare slightly at Robin.
>Of course… I guess today’s youth have… different tastes when it comes to dress… especially the ladies…
Robin gekkered nervously. She looked like she was regretting coming out here at all. The women gave each of them a pawful of candy and closed the door. As they walked back to the sidewalk, Chud took a deep breath and spoke.
>Robin… don’t let her get into your skin… they don’t understand the world’s changed…
God, what am I saying??? I literally agree with the granny! She’s right, Foids love dressing up like sluts these days! But Robin… she’s just doing it fur Halloween, right??? I mean, I guess that’s acceptable to me… Averi chimed in.
<Yeah~… she’s just jealous…
Robin shook her head.
<No… I think she’s right… maybe we… I should go back… You guys go on-
>NO! Robin-

The sound of men laughing behind them made their heads turn. A group of guys was fast approaching. They were all wearing ski masks and some kind of blunt weapon. The lead guy of the group reached the trio first. He took off his mask.
>Holy shit… Robin, is that you?
<Ch…Chad???

>Chad
Rip chuc

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>>46651
Chud's a true Aryan, I believe in him.

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>>43720 (OP) 
FYI, OP gets bullied at school and is a massive faggot.

>>46662
Pepe wouldn’t say that doeveralbeit

Assuming Chad is gonna spill something important about Robin.

>>46671
Probably something that'll make Chud sperg out about her "purity" o algo

>>46698
Geg, total averi victory. If that's the case then chud might pivot from being a freak to averi from Robin

>>46701
Chud already thinks Averi is a 304 tho…

>>46723
fat finger award

>>46701
I have a feeling he’s gonna be in denial until Averi just drags him to the altar.

>>46725
fr tho that's the trope I hate the most, a retarded MF that can't spot a good girl in front of him while complaining "muh lonelyness I wish Stacy would notice me" I want to strangle every author that does this (except OP of course but like don't do this, it's lame better have a confrontation and move on)

>>46729
Well Chuds irl are like that, I’m assuming Averi will be the subversion to this trope in some way.

>>46730
I was ironically a chud like that and probably why I hate this trope so much, because regret etc.

>>46701
Chud is probably racist enough to still want to date someone he sees as a whore than a latinx thoughever

whens we getting the next chapta

>>46725
>>46729
>>46761
Not really a spoiler, but more of a clarification of what's happened so far:
Chud isn't that dense; he knows that Averi "likes"(From Chud's POV) him, but he suspects she's trying to manipulate him with her "latinx sex magic"(Chud's words, not mine) fur some unspecified end goal...(IDK if it's true or not... this is what Chud thinks doe...)
I mean, WHY would any woman legitimately like him(right now)??? He knows he's undesirable.
Maybe he took some inspiration from the Purrgem school of thought when it comes to trusting foxes...?(could also just be that he really doesn't like latinx folx lel)

It also doesn't help that Chud has a schizo world view from his internet upbringing.
The "Trad/Conservative" part of him desires a wholesome 100 relationship with a virgin qt.314 Tradwife(sex after marriage), while the "Redpill Sigma Male" part of him wants to get pussy NOW since he's a horny 18-year-old and the manosphere e-celebs said having a high body count(as a male) is trad and masculine or something(He doesn't have the willpower to do this). And the "Chudcel" part of him says he's an unlovable incel chud that will die alone and that all foids are worthless whores just trying to distract him from the grind(by "grind" he means playing Hoi IV and browsing /pol/).
This is why his occasional naughty thoughts about Robin/Averi switch from "omg I wanna sex you!" to "I HATE YOU FEMOID" every five seconds, geg.
I guess you could say Chud's character arc is finding out which side of him wins out in the end.It could also be a fourth secret thing, IDK

>>46772
Soon™️
I know that I said in the OP post that I would try to update weekly, and right now it's almost daily, but that's just because I feel like writing a lot right now lol.

>>46785
 >WHY would any woman legitimately like him(right now)?
Hes so me

>>46761
Why are chuds like this?
>>46785
>I know that I said in the OP post that I would try to update weekly, and right now it's almost daily, but that's just because I feel like writing a lot right now
i furgot, also why did you make averi Puerto Rican. I know very little about the Latinx so I'm curious

>>46821
Fiddleafox is Puerto Rican

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>That entire second paragraph
Idont like how familiar this sounds :(

Hope you got a good reason why Averi likes the unlovable chudcel.

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AHHHH ITS fluffING OVER fur ME!!! Chud gawked at the man approaching them. Square jawline, A10 blue eyes, blond hair, 6-foot 5 Aryan physique... he looked straight out of an NSDAP propaganda poster! I bet he’s captain of the football team too… Not like I care… sports ball is fur losers…(is it tho?) Chad smiled and stepped towards Robin. His friend group stayed back.
>Wow…! How long has it been… 2-3 years?
<Yeah… something like that…

2-3 years? R… Robin’s been seeing him since early high school? Chud recalled when she visited his house to apologize after Chad beat him up all those years ago. Didn’t she claim to break up with him after the fact…? Of course, a foid would look past that… I mean, just look at him! I never stood a chance… Chad chucked.
>That’s… an interesting outfit you got there… Wow! You’ve really grown since then!
Holy shit… so this is the power of being a gigachad! I mean, I LITERALLY had the same thought as you when I saw her enter the classroom fur the first time, but I would never in a million years say that out loud, much less to her face! Robin nervously gekkered.

<Yeah… puberty really changes things, huh? I mean, look at you…!
Are… are they flirting??? Oh, my fluffing god, it's SOOO over fur me… I should just rope right now… Is Averi’s sword sharp? Maybe I can impale myself with it… anything but being here right now… is this how it feels to get cucked??? (nyagga you two weren’t dating anyway) Chud tried to keep a straight face, but inside, he was screaming. Averi stepped next to Chud and whispered.
<Wow… so that’s the guy that kicked your ass, Chuddie~? Damn! Even if you weren’t a scrawny dweeb, I don’t think you would’ve stood a chance~…
Chud glared at Averi and whispered back.
>Gee… thanks fur the compliment beaner… also how did you know-
<I caught a whiff of your scent when you spied in on us, Chuddie~ no need to pretend you’re shocked that I know your past or anything~…
Chud didn’t respond. Chad chuckled.

>So uhhh… who are these people you’re with?
<Oh! Uhh…
Robin cautiously looked at Averi and Chud. Chad doesn’t recognize me? But then again… why would he? I’m probably nothing more than some random kid he beat up long ago… 
<These are my… uhhh… friends from first period, Averi and… Chud.
Why did Robin hesitate to say my name? Is she really that embarrassed to be seen around me? Or… was she worried that Chad would do something once he recognizes it’s me?
>Chud? That name sounds familiar… have we met befure, lil bro?
Yes. Yes, we have. You and your friends jumped me, you asshole! Chud tried to sound neutral in his response.
>No, I don’t think we have…
>Whoa!
Chad chuckled and put his paws up in mock surrender.
>No need to be so stuck-up, bro! Wait… no, I think we did meet befure…

Chad stepped closer to get a better look. Chud stepped back, almost tripping over an uneven part of the sidewalk. Chad chuckled softly and shook his head.
>Robin…
Chad refocused his gaze on Robin. Chud could see her tense up.
>…I beat up this guy fur you years ago, and now I find that you two are on some Halloween playdate?
<We-… we’re just trick-or-treating… fur old times’ sake… it’s not like I’m dating him or anything… and Averi’s here-
<THAT’S RIGHT!!! IM HEEEREEE TOOO~!!!

Of course, Robin needs to say that part out loud! Why would she care if Chad knows she’s dating anyone? Does she still have feelings fur him??? Chad responded enthusiastically.
>Hey, well, would you look at that! I’m not dating anyone either! Well, there was that cheerleader pooch… didn’t work out though, I’m more of a fox guy, yah know? Human girls just aren’t that fun to be around….
Oh great! I can see this coming from a mile away! Chad’s gonna ask her out and Robin will say yes since she’s a dumb foid, and then Chad will pick her up in his arms and walk away, but not befure he orders his friends to pummel me again. Chud wanted to say something… do something… ANYTHING AT ALL! But he was paralyzed. He knew that doing anything to piss off Chad would be a death sentence. Maybe I should just make a run fur it now… 

Chad turned his gaze to Averi. She responded with a glare of her own.
>Speaking of foxes, I didn’t know they come in Latina flavor! Averi… eh?
She didn’t respond; she continued to give Chad a look Chud had never seen befure. Uh oh…
>Aww! What’s the matter, señorita? Ah, you must be one of those spicy ones! Pretty poochy to be around during the day, but in bed they’re-

Chad was interrupted by Averi attempting to give him a hard kick in the balls. He reacted and quickly stepped back befure her footpaw could meet its target. Chud grabbed her arm and pulled her back from trying again. Robin’s demeanor towards Chad changed instantly.
<Really, Chad? And fur a second there, I thought you changed… 
She scoffed.
<I would’ve reacted the same way…
Chad smirked.
>Really now? Remember when your old man found us that one night? How much you screamed at him that you’re an “independent woman” and that you could “make your own choices” now that you were in high school. Hell, do you remember how much you screamed my name that night…?
Robin didn’t respond; her face was pale and emotionless. Chud was shocked. He was still trying to process what it meant. Robin… slept with him??? IT WAS OVER BEfurE IT EVEN BEGAN!!!
>Oh, c’mon Robin! Don’t tell me you’re still embarrassed… I guess you’re still trying to bury that part of the past, eh? Are you scared of what your friends at school will think? “Oh my Goooddd! The hecking cute gamer girl is a filthy whore?!?!”
<…
>Oh, let me guess? You’re above that now! It was just a phase… right? But, seeing how you're dressed right now… I don’t think you really believe that!

Robin stared back at him. Not her usual death stare, but something far colder, Chud could see it in her eyes.
<I don’t like how you talked to Averi… or me… I think we’ll be going now, goodbye…
With that, Robin turned around and walked away from Chad. Averi and Chud followed. To Chud’s relief, Chad and his group of friends didn’t pursue them.
>OH YEAH JUST RUN AWAY!!! JUST LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME!!! HEY FAGGOT ER... CHUD! WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!!! DON’T TRUST HER! SHE’S NOT WHO YOU THINK SHE-
Robin turned around.
<SHUT THE fluff UP CHAD!!! Just…
Chud could see tears in her eyes. She turned around and continued walking.

<Guys… I think I’m done fur the night…
Averi put her arm around Robin.
<Hey~… Robbie~… It's okay… don’t let him get to you. ~… God… I would’ve loved to…
Robin shook her head. 
<I don’t… sniff want to know… sniff what he would’ve done… sniff if you did…
Averi smiled.
<Trust me, Robbie~... I could’ve pawled him… besides, I’M THE ONE THAT EVIL FEARS-
Robin gekkered a little.
<Oh god Averi… please don’t….

Chud stayed behind the pair. Lots of thoughts were flowing through his mind. So… Robin’s a whore… is she? But… I thought she was different… she never struck me as that type of girl. However, fur all I know… Chad could be lying. Maybe they did get back together, but they had a rough breakup, and he just said that as a way to get back at her? Nah. Just look at how she reacted… she’s definitely guilty… God fluffing damn it! And now she’s crying…? Wasn’t she kinda flirting with him at the beginning of the exchange? If Averi didn’t distract him… would they have…?

They couldn’t walk directly back to Robin’s house. Chad and his gang were at the street corner leading back there, and they really didn’t want to pass them. Averi suggested they take the walking trail through the furest bordering the left side of the neighborhood. Chud figured that by the time they came back around, those guys would be long gone by then. 
<And besides~… we could use the furest scenery fur a change~… You would like that, wouldn’t you, Robbie~?
Robin nodded her head in agreement. However, after entering the trail, Chud began to have second thoughts. The sun was setting now, casting dark shadows all over the place, not to mention the lack of street lights.

>Averi… are you sure this is a good idea…? Maybe we could’ve just walked around the neighborhood instead…?
<Yes, Chuddie~! What? Don’t tell me you’re scared of a furest~… Maybe you humans don’t get it… it's comfurting to us~… right Robbie~?
Chud noticed something in his peripheral vision. What was that? A shadow? Leaves falling? Whatever it was, Chud didn’t see it again. 

The trio walked along the trail until they came to a gazebo at the end. They sat on a bench and watched the sun set through the trees in silence. Chud glanced at Robin; she wasn’t tearing up anymore, but she still looked shaken by their earlier confrontation. Chud quietly seethed at himself. Why the fluff do I care? She’s a whore! If anything, I should’ve just left right then and there! So… why am I still here? Why don’t I just stand up and say, “Hey guys, I gotta go! Uhh... sorry about the whole Chad thing! Sucks fur you!” and then just walk away and pretend they never existed? Chud got up.
>Hey uhh…
Averi and Robin looked at Chud.
>I’m gonna walk around fur a bit… 
<We’ll be here, Chuddie~…

**
>God fluffing damnit! I can’t even walk away properly! 
Chud was walking back to the gazebo after spending some time walking back and furth along the trail, contemplating whether to leave. He decided against it; he couldn’t figure out why exactly… sunken cost fallacy? Maybe it doesn’t matter if she… I have to be pragmatic… I mean, does it really matter if it was just once? I can’t imagine she likes him anymore, considering he just crashed out like that… and she was younger and more naïve… fluffKK!!! Why am I making excuses fur this shit?
As the gazebo came into view, Chud froze. Averi and Robin were nowhere in sight. In their place stood 3 figures, all wearing ski masks.

idk if I wanna read this story anymore tbh

>>47103
what part didn’t you like? If people really don’t like the direction I’m taking it, I’m willing to hear suggestions.

>>47107
Allegedly a rape, and that shit is always hard to read. The worst part is chud is 5'6" or something with a recessed chin, so he can't do anything and is powerless to help. I hate being put in that position, the worst feeling is feeling of powerlessness. I would personally intervene, because I'm not a 5'6" chudcel but could I blame chud fur not doing anything? That's why I fluffing hate that shit, I hate rape and it's hard to read bro. I don't mean to vent on you I just woke up feeling like shit and the hard tone of the story did make the day a little worse but it's not your fault your writing is good

I'm guessing Chud isn't really 5'6" and extremely ugly manlet or that Chad is some 6'5" aryan gigachad. This is all just a perverted view of the world through the eyes of a bullied teenager with extreme self esteem issues worsened by the radical parts of the internet. His issues being validated by other sickos and spreading hate. It just makes me depressed, I feel sorry for Chud because I am Chud. I'm not ugly or short, and I have a job and soon to earn a degree. But I fucking hate my life and why? Because like Chud, due to early bad decisions and most importantly the Jews I'm watching my early 20s get raped and I'm powerless to do anything about it. I don't mean to vent in your thread OP, but your story is a bit of a analog for a bigger issue with life. I'm watching my bad choices and other people take advantage of my life, and I'm not doing anything about it and I feel powerless and that pisses me off. I don't know why I decided to put my anger on you, but I think that's normal. But your story is really making me self reflect on my own life, and I really want to fix the direction I'm heading. Instead of drinking and doing jack shit after work I'd prefer to go socialize with women and meet new friends. Yeah, I was also Chud in school I'd go home after school and open up /pol/ and spend the rest of my day repeating nonsense, responding to memeflag bait, playing counter strike, or jacking off to pornography and then going on /fit/ "i swear it was muh last time BUT THIS TIME FOR SURE!" God I fucking hate you OP for exposing me like this you faggot lol

I remember reading here how another anon was feeling down, and I hope they are doing alright. My biggest gripe with life is I was a rather normal person in my own opinion, but society torpedoed my boat and now I am sinking. My family moved, new school, then COVID, then nothing but work/school with absolutely zero time for meeting people, and suddenly I find myself completely alone with money I couldn't give a shit about and no clue how to fix my life. Typical 1st world problems, but that's not fair because I'm not entirely lazy I work a full time job and soon I will also need to balance school and I doubt I will have any free time left for anfoo. But then what, I finish up my degree and get that six figure job and I'll just have more money and an even worse mental health. Congratulation Chud, you fucking lost

>>47112
>playing counter strike
This is also kind of funny because my parents didn't give a shit what I did until I played 1 minute longer than allowed of counter strike. yeah, let your kid smoke and browse 4chan while jerking off to porn but as soon as he plays a little too much of those violent video games then it's a problem. When I have kids (me being hopeful about the future) I will not allow them to use the internet and I will raise them to hold a balanced rational view of the world. I'm just tired of the bullshit tbh

Damn I'm retarded, excuse me OP but you probably never intended any of this and I'm just being a media literate plebbitor o algx

>>47099

what part does chud get a gun and shoot chad i mean shouldnt chud own one?

>>47109
>>47112
>>47114
>>47115
>>47117
Okay I understand. I wasn’t intending on adding r*pe or anything like that. I don’t like that shit either, but I’ll just say that nothing bad like that happens to anyone in this story.  
Spoilers, but they were looking fur Chud, not the girls, they hid somewhere in the furest when they saw the masked guys coming…

>>47131
I apologize OP I didn't mean to make you spoiler the story. I don't know why I treat this place like every other place, every one here is a good person and yet I always continue assuming the worst like it's 4chan or whatever. My bad bro now I feel really guilty for thinking a fren would write that, I should have instead let you write the story and actually read what is written instead of making assumptions

>>47123
He’s 18 and they live in a blue state. I’m not trying to write a columbine fic 💀.
His IDF costume DID come with a prop rifle tho…

>>47142
It’s okay. :3

>>47172
>His IDF costume DID come with a prop rifle tho…
why do i think this will lead to him doing something dumb

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>>47099
Getting a crashout like that is a sign that your writing is conveying emotion effectively btw. Keep going, this is kino

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>…oh shit…
The men turned around and faced Chud. The lead figure took off his mask. Unsurprisingly, it was Chad. He smiled and raised his arms.
<Well, well, well! If it isn’t the man we were looking fur!
Chud couldn’t move; he was petrified. RUN GODDAMNIT!!! STOP STANDING STILL!!! The men stepped furward. 
<Ha! You look like you just saw a ghost or something! God, you’re so tiny…
>Where’s Robin and-
<Woah! Calm down, lil bro!

Chad and his friends chuckled. Chud felt a surge of rage and reached fur his (fake)IWI Tavor X95 rifle and pointed it at Chad. The men stepped back a bit, clearly startled, and put their paws up.
<Hey! Whoa there, buddy… I think we got off on the wrong foot here… is that…real?
Chad conversed with his friends; they were slowly retreating into the gazebo. 
>Is it real???
<He IS the quiet kid after all… wouldn’t surprise me that he had a fluffing rifle…
>Are you sure…? There’s no orange tip…
<Guys wait… what if that’s just a part of his costume…?
>Let me try something…

Chud saw one of the masked men run towards him. fluff!!! Chud stumbled over while trying to walk backwards. His assailant turned around at the last second.
<Hah! Either he has no balls or it’s a fluffing fake… likely both! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The men erupted in laughter. Chud put the “rifle” down in defeat. Well, that option is out of the window… maybe I could make a run fur it?
<Great prank, buddy! You got me there fur a sec… Now to answer your question: Believe it or not, I was actually coming over to apologize fur my earlier behavior. Right fellas?
The other men nodded in unison. Chud called bullshit but was too terrified to speak.
<Granted, we were also gonna sneak up on them and scare them a little, I mean that’s what we’ve been doing all night to other random people… makes fur good content on the ‘tok, you know?
Oh great, he’s one of those wannabe pranksters, AND a TikToker… the worst of the worst of degenerate Gen Z internet “culture”. 
<I guess those vixens smelled us coming or something because they booked it befure we had a chance to speak to them. Oh well… but enough about them, what about you?

Chud heard leaves rustling and turned to see two more masked men step out from the woods behind him. Shit! Now I’m surrounded! Even if I ran earlier, they would’ve ambushed me anyway…
<It’s kinda surprising to me, well, not really, that you’re still the scrawny little boy you were from 5th grade. Look at you: no chin, under 5 feet, no muscles or anything. So, it really boggles my mind that Robin would be with you out of all people.
>W…what do you mean? We’re just friends…
Chad chucked.
<Chud, let's speak man to man fur a second… or man to “man” I should say…
Chad and his friends chuckled at his snide comment against Chud. Yeah, I get it, asshole… I’m pathetic and beneath you and yada yada…
<I think we both know that you can’t really be friends with girls after a certain age… am I right?
>Well… maybe…I guess so…
<Great! So we're on the same page! You know what? Since it's Halloween, I’ll keep this short fur you, Chud. Stay away from her. Capiche?

Chud would’ve agreed. He was completely outmatched against Chad in every way, and he knew it. It was hopeless fur him to even consider resisting. However, a small corner of his mind dissented. Why should he submit to Chad’s demands? Isn’t part of being a real man standing up fur yourself even when the odds are against you? I mean, the Nazis fought on even though the entire world was against them (but, they lost tho… did you think this through, Chud?); why shouldn’t he do the same? What would Hitler think?
>…and if I don’t…?
Chad’s smile disappeared. He lowered his voice.
<You wanna find out, lil bro?
Chud felt his fight or flight responses tingling. He knew that this was it. Honestly, he wasn’t that scared anymore. He figured that the rifle could be useful as a blunt weapon. He was seriously considering striking the first blow when he heard shouting coming down from the trail.

A pair of police officers approached the gazebo. He saw that Averi and Robin were walking behind them. Chud let out a sigh of relief.
>HEY!!! DROP THAT WEAPON!!!
Oh shit! Chud complied, dropping his fake rifle on the floor and putting his palms up. Chad and his accomplices ran off into the woods. One of the officers kept their pistol trained on Chud as the other radioed fur backup.
<HEY WAIT OFFICER~!!! That’s not a real gun; it’s just a part of Chuddie’s costume~… don’t hurt him please~…
The officers checked out Chud’s “weapon” and patted him down.
>So, mind explaining what happened here, kid?
Chud filled them in on what happened, minus the details of his conversation with Chad.
>sigh Just sounds like high school shenanigans to me. Look, we don’t really have the time or resources fur this. Maybe we’ll visit this Chad person’s house and chew him out. It just sounds like one of those dumb TikTok pranks. Kids these days…
Are you fluffing kidding me? Are the police really this cucked these days? fluffing libtards, I swear! Chud thanked them fur their help, and the trio started walking back to Robin’s house as the last of twilight faded away.

>So uhh… are you guys gonna fill me in on your side of the story?
<OOOHHH~!!! Let me do all the talking, Chuddie~!
Fine. Whatever. Chud looked at Robin; she still looked shocked from earlier. God… why is this night going so badly fur the two of us… he tried to ignore what Chad said he did with her that one night… It’s not true… is it?

According to Averi, they were just minding their business in the gazebo after Chud left when she whiffed them through the trees. Damn, this girl has a good snout! She tapped Robin on the shoulder, and they bolted out of there. They tried looking fur Chud, but they saw more masked men enter the woods, so they decided to hide in place in by a bush. They were able to see the whole encounter between Chud and Chad from their vantage point. Robin called the police after she saw Chud point his gun at them.
>Y…you didn’t think it was real… did you?
<No… but I had a feeling that you wouldn’t back down at that point… and I didn’t want Chad to hurt you, so I called just in case…
Robin was looking out fur me? Maybe she really does care about me… 
<Oh Chuddie~! If they laid a finger on you, I would’ve charged in there and sliced them to pieces~! 
She jumped and made a bunch of random moves with her sword. Chud and Robin laughed(gekkered)
>I’m sure you would’ve…

As they turned and walked onto Robin’s Street, a familiar Toyota Corolla pulled up beside them on the curb.
>Hey guys! Did y’all have fun trick-or-treating?
The trio looked at each other. Robin responded.
<No… not really, B…
Black-chan’s ears drooped.
>Oh… uh… well, I told you urban exploration was more fun! Right Nekotsuki?
<Y… yes… very scary, but fun…
Chud could tell Nekotsuki didn’t have fun at all. Poor cat! Just imagine her shivering in fear, her boo… Wait…okay, maybe don’t imagine that… not when I’m next to Robin…
>Ha! See? We’re planning on hitting another spot tonight. Wanna come?
Robin shook her head.
<No thanks, B… I think I’m done fur the night….
>Oh, that’s a shame because… why don’t you show them, Nekotsuki?

Nekotsuki picked up a bottle of vodka from under her seat and presented it to the trio. Robin’s eyes widened. Chud gulped. Averi looked unamused. Aren’t we underage…? Not to mention that it’s a drug... God, we need a based administration to bring back prohibition, it would piss off so many nyaggers and degenerates… Black-chan smirked.
>Of course, I won’t give you guys any unless you come with us…
Robin nervously looked at Averi, Chud, and back at the bottle of vodka in Nekotsuki’s lap.
<Well, the night is still young… I think I could use some… Ah, fluff it! You won me over.
She gekkered as she got into the back seat. Averi followed her. 
<Well Chuddie~? You gonna come or…?

Chud contemplated fur a bit. Sure, alcohol was a degenerate vice, but he wanted to be with Robin… and we’re also going to some abandoned house or something? What if Robin gets scared? She’ll want someone to comfurt her… oh my god, YES!!! IT'S THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!!! I’m not drinking that shit though…
Chud joined Averi and Robin in the backseat of the car. 
>So… where are we going exactly?
Black-Chan laughed.
<You’ll see… 
She shifted the car into gear and sped off.

We got chad now we need gigachad.

Peak writing almost made me furget i just got fluffed by 2 sides in Hoi4

>>47477
Explain?

>>47468
Gigachad would help Chud become a proper Chad that respects women or something

>>47485
I played the fire rises and got fluffed by Patriotic front and the south

>>47516
>TFR
gem
I wanna draw a patriot front 'veri but i haven't had the time

>>47519
Is it okay if I maybe try that sometime?

>>47531
you don't need my permission lol
nigeri would be more kino tho

>>47519
>>47531

We need to somehow guarantee that Thomas Rousseau sees it if you do

Would bright red be the equivalent of white fur foxes?

>>47596
?
>white fur fox
you mean an artic fox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OaxZXizA0M

oh wait are you saying that being bright red is like being a "pure" red fox?

>oh wait are you saying that being bright red is like being a "pure" red fox?
Yea.

>>47603
>>47688
is averi like a "muddy" red fox lole

>>47690
she's more brown(latinx genes)

>>47695
>she is the quick brown fox who jumps over the lazy dog
>perhaps you've heard of her
>she's kind of a big deal
New headcanon acquired.

>>47535
im gonna do that tomorrow

>>47716
something like this would be gemmy

>>47717
im gonna start now i hope it doesnt take that long

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>>47943
very very VERY crued sketch 
ill make it a bit better give her hands and a gun and then color :)

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no entry today because i slept in befure work.
have a nervous Robin instead.

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>>47955
>no entry today because i slept in befure work.
Its okay sleep is important

>>47955
really cute

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>go out of my way to preserve some cute fox grill i saw on /v/ a couple of times because nobody felt like doing it
>this wounds up popularizing the fox
>this leads to it pressuring the drawgod to keep making more robin and it becoming a mascot of some weird tibetan yak herding discussion image board themed around safe fur work anthropomorphic animals
>this indirectly spawns a fanfic with said fox that reads like a terry davis manifesto
i am not sure what lesson i should be deriving from this if any

>>47717
im kinda lost on the mask because of her big ass eyes

>>48185
you could draw it pulled down like pic rel

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>>48191
this finna be gemmed

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>>47463
<ARE WE THERE YET~????
Chud could see Black-Chan’s eyes twitching in the rear-view mirror.
<sigh No girl… we literally just got on the highway!
<GEEEEK~!!! I know~!
<Then why did… nevermind! 

Black-Chan chuckled and plugged her phone into the car radio(while driving? Women moment) via AUX(it has a USB-C adapter).
<Y’all wanna listen to some tunes? I got a pretty fire mixtape.
A nyagger pussy playing her “music”? This can only go so well… Chud cringed in anticipation of the earrape assault he was about to have unconsensually blasted into his ear canals.
>SKKKRRRTTT!!! NYAGGAS GOT DAT GLOCK, SHOT OPPS IN THE COCK, SHAWTY TWERK DAT ASS, MAKE IT RAIN WITH EVERY CLAP!!!
It was the worst thing Chud had ever heard. Degenerate gooner lyrics mixed with headache-inducing bass and ear-screeching autotune. This shit had to be classified as a weapon of mass destruction. He imagined it would be excellent at crowd control, no wait… if anything, it would function as an auditory beacon, summoning a horde of nyaggers and other undesirables… gross!

Chud could see Robin tense up as her eyes widened and her pupils shrank. She was probably struggling with deciding whether to tell her friend that she had trash taste. Averi put her hands to her mouth, trying to contain her gekkering. Nekotsuki smiled slightly. Chud figured she must think that this shit is what Americans usually listen to and that she was trying to not be rude or something. Black-Chan laughed and pulled the aux from her phone (again, while driving? ☕), to the relief of everyone in the car(even Nekotsuki!).
<Okay, I know y’all don’t wanna say anything, but I can tell y’all not vibing with that…
Averi gekkered.
<GEEEK~!!! That sounded like something my cousin would listen to~…

Cousin? She actually has a family? So why are they never around…? Wait… why don’t I show these women what REAL ARYAN music sounds like? Maybe I could redpill them with this… it worked with me! He pulled out his phone and opened up his Mr. Bond playlist.
>Heh… I got some tunes fur you… from an underground indie artist, mind you… Pass me the AUX.
<Someone’s smug! Fine, here… wait, not like that, it's gonna disconnect from… There you go! 
After some struggling with the cord’s short length, Chud managed to plug the adapter into his phone. He contemplated which song to play. Hmm… which one of these gems will make their panties wet(AYOOO???) with fashy trvthvkes? He was about to make a selection when Averi put her paw on his arm. She looked genuinely concerned.

<Chuddie~… no offense, but I really, really, REALLY think you should pass me the AUX~…
>Uh.. no? I don’t wanna listen to your Taco Bell commercial mariachi band music or whatever you Latinx folx listen to! And I don’t think-
Averi huffed, crossed her arms, and looked out the car window.
<Okay Chuddie~… have fun embarrassing yourself…pendejo…
Chud smirked. Screw your optics pooch! I’m going in! He pressed play on “Fascist”, a Mr.Bond classic. The opening riff began playing. Black-Chan clapped(while driving???) and did a little dance in her seat.
<Oooohhh! This sounds pretty hooottt!

The smile on Black-Chan’s face slowly faded away as the lyrics kicked in. Chud was too busy vibing to his fashy beats to notice everyone else’s reaction. It only took 30 seconds fur Averi to burst out gekkering.
<GEEEEEEEEEKKKK~!!! Chuddie, you really listen to this shit~? Who’s the girl you’re trying to impress by being a “fascist’? Me~…? GEEEKKKKK~!!!
Chud felt the confidence drain from his body faster than a quick brown(Latinx) fox jumping over a lazy dog(wow… really?). He immediately yanked out the adapter from his phone. Chud glanced at Robin. She was giving him the “what the fluff was that?” look. Chud’s cheeks burned bright red as he sank into his seat. The rest of the car ride was silent until they finally ramped off the highway onto a wooded back road. Black-Chan was tapping on her phone’s map(WHILE DRIVING???)
<Should be right up here… there it is!

As the Toyota pulled into the parking lot, its headlights revealed a world lost to time; the lot was filled with rusted abandoned cars from the 60s, the building’s façade was cracked, stained, and falling apart, and there was no sign of life anywhere. Robin sat up in her seat.
<B…? Where did you find this place?
Black-Chan responded cheerfully, ignoring the fear in Robin’s voice.
<Oh, I just did some searching on Google Maps until I came across this! Don’t worry, I did some further research on what this is… I’ll tell you once we get inside.

Inside? Chud felt his skin crawling all over. W… why are we going inside THERE??? He watched a few urban exploration videos on YouTube. He wasn’t scared of the paranormal, that was all dumb superstitious boomer bullshit (esoteric Hitlerism was the exception to the rule o algo), but he WAS worried about being attacked by some mentally ill homeless nyagger or ‘coon(same thing tbh). No… Chud, I HAVE to go! I can’t look like a pussy in front of Robin! 
Averi shared the same enthusiasm as Black-Chan.
<Ohhh~!!! I bet there’s a lot of secrets here… are you the first to find this place, Black-Chan?
Black-Chan laughed as she put the car into park near the front of the main building.
<Ha! No, but I doubt anyone else is gonna come out here at this time, it's just gonna be us 5… Y’all ready fur some fun? I brought plenty of supplies fur all of us!

As the group departed the vehicle, Black-Chan opened the trunk, revealing a wealth of equipment and commodities fur them to enjoy. Chud noted how she had ANOTHER bottle of vodka back there as well. How did Negro-Chan even get a hold of that? She probably has ties to some street gang or some shit. So much fur being a “nerdy” nyagger pussy! She gave each of them a flashlight. Nekotsuki and Averi carried the vodka, and everything else was put into Black-Chan’s backpack. She led the way into the building through its front doors(well, they used to be doors)
Chud had to watch his step as the floor was covered in shattered glass, trash, and other debris. He could tell they had entered the main lobby of the building, the sides of the room each had a pair of couches that had seen better days, the reception desk looked ransacked with old papers and trash all over it, and there was a faded, ripped-up rug in the center with a broken chandelier on top of it.

Black-Chan cleared the reception desk and took out a set of red plastic cups from her backpack. She motioned fur Averi and Nekotsuki to set down the vodka.
<Y’all know what makes urban exploration more fun…? Anyone…? No? Uhh… being a bit tipsy, of course! It’ll also help calm down the nerves I know some of y’all have right now…
She began pouring vodka into each cup. NOPE! THERE’S NO WAY I'M DRINKING THAT SHIT! I’M GONNA REMAIN 100% SOBER WHILE I’M HERE-
<Th…thank you, B…
Robin drank the entire cup the moment it was handed to her.
WHAT THE FLUFF??? Is she really that nervous? Has… she drunk befure…? Chud’s mind came racing back to when Chad claimed she went through a “phase”. W…what phase? His mind began to fill with possibilities, none of them pure. Oh… my… god…

Averi nonchalantly sipped at her cup, as if she had tasted better. Averi…? OF FLUFFING COURSE THAT BEANER IS AN ALCOHOLIC (source?)!!! NO WONDER WHY SHE ACTS LIKE A RETARD ALL THE TIME!!!
Nekotsuki drank hers as fast as Robin did, but to Chud it felt like she was doing it because she really believed that it would calm her down, not because she was an alcoholic or anything. He saw her scowl as she gulped it down. Maybe she just thinks it’s shit? I guess she only prefers Jap drinks…
Black-Chan didn’t drink any; she claimed that as the “leader” of this expedition, she had to remain sober. She noticed Chud hadn’t touched his drink.
<Hey, “fascist” boy! You gotta drink some too! 
Chud groaned at his new nickname.
>Erm… I think I’ll pass…
Black-Chan chuckled.
<Suit yourself… you’re missing out… Okay, let’s go!

The group started down the main hallway with Black-Chan in the lead. It was long, dark, and filled with entrances to other rooms on each side, half of them missing their door.
<Y’all know this place used to be a slave plantation, right? Well, that was befure they expanded it into a mental asylum by the turn of the century. Was closed in the late 60s after some… incidents…
She laughed
<I still can’t believe white people really did that shit…
Chud saw her glance at him fur a second. Okay, fluff you NYAGGER-CHAN!!! Chud was about to respond when Averi spoke first.
<So… this is where they gave them a good buck-breaking? GEEEKKK~!!!
Chud was so thrown off by that comment that he had to cover his mouth to suppress a laugh.
<Buck… what? Girl…?
<Gekkk~! Nothing~!

Averi…! So much fur “optics”! Not like Nyagga-Chan would know what that is anyway… Is that the first time she made me laugh…? No… I think I laughed at her fur being retarded befure… I think this is the first time I laughed at a foid’s joke… Robin looked super impatient all of a sudden.
<Hey guys… I’m gonna head back to the lobby, I think I furgot something…
<Okay, girl… don’t get lost now!
YES, THE OPPORTUNITY I WAS WAITING FUR!!!
>Erm… I’ll go back too! Uhh… I changed my mind about the drink!
Averi gave Chud a look.
<Sure you did, Chuddie~…
Black-Chan didn’t mind.
<Better late than never! Don’t take too long now…

>>48191
>>48196
'emmy

>>48197
will this gem ever be printed as a book once its finished?
>>48198
thanks

>>48197
2nd hand embarrassment gem

>>48200
I’m at 25k words right now or somewhere around that. Apparently, most novels are around 70k.

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>uhh… Robin…?
Chud stepped into the lobby, only to see Robin drinking the shot cup Chud had left. I mean, sure, I wasn’t gonna drink that, but still, what the fluff? 
<Chud? Fluff… why did you follow me…? I… It’s not what it looks like… I just… uh…
Robin rummaged through the backpack Black-Chan hid by the desk. She pulled out the bottle of vodka.
<Look… I’m just stressed out, okay? Let me… enjoy this in peace…

Chud didn’t move. So, she IS an alcoholic? Doesn’t she know how degenerate that is? Chud didn’t know much about drugs or alcohol, but he did know that women could tolerate less than men. What if she…? Robin refilled the plastic shot cup with the vodka and drank it again.
>Robin, I don’t think you should be drinking-
<URRGHHH!!! Fluff off, Chud! Why can’t a girl drink in peace?
Chud felt his heart drop. What’s her problem? Fluffing pooch… He considered heeding her advice and turning back to the group when he saw her stuff the shot cups into her pocket and carry the bottle of vodka out of the lobby into a random hallway.

>Robin! 
Fluffkkk, I can’t let her wander through the building by herself. Chud braced himself and chased after her. Luckily, he could use her flashlight to find which room she went to. He entered the doorway to see that it had led to a staircase. He could see her light shining above him. What the fluff??? How did she get up there so fast? He hurried up the steps to see that it led to a rooftop access door, now wide open.
Oh my goooooddd!!! Please don’t tell me she’s gonna jump! Chud sprinted outside onto the roof of the building to see her sitting by the ledge, the bottle next to her. He let out a sigh of relief. Maybe she just wanted to get fresh air? He walked up to her.

>Robin-
He was out of breath from all that chasing earlier. She was dangling her legs over the ledge, back facing him. Annoyed, she replied in a low voice, sending shivers down Chud’s spine.
<sigh What do you want, Chud?
>N…nothing! I just wanted to make sure you didn’t-
<OH MY GOD!!! I wasn’t gonna jump or anything like that! Geeze!

She took out the shot cups from her pocket and poured ANOTHER shot. Holy shit! This girl is gonna die of alcohol poisoning! Instead of drinking it, though, she extended her arm carrying the cup out towards Chud.
<Here, take it.
>Wh-
<TAKE IT!!!
He nearly dropped the cup after taking it from Robin.
<Now… drink it.
>But, I don’t-
<DRINK IT CHUD!!!
Terrified, Chud drank the shot in one gulp. EUUGHHH!!! What the fluff? How do people drink this shit? Robin stared at him as if he were a crazy person. What are you looking at, you fluffing foid? I’m not the one sitting on the ledge of the building from the roof! Unexpectedly, she smiled a bit.
<Hm. Good.

She stared back into the night. Chud was still recovering from the awful taste in his mouth. He frantically walked around the roof fur a bit, deep in thought. AAAHHHHH!!! WHAT IF THIS SHIT IS POISONED??? I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE MADE ME DRINK THE LIQUID JEW!!! AM I GONNA BE AN ALCOHOLIC NOW??? OH GOD, I CAN ALREADY SEE MYSELF SLOUCHED ON A COUCH SOMEWHERE SURROUNDED BY BOTTLES LIKE SOME BUM FLUFFING COON!!! IT'S SO OVER FUR ME!!!
He snapped himself out of his thoughts when he remembered why he even came up here in the first place. Robin was still staring into space, seemingly furgetting he was there at all. He walked back up to her.
>Uhhh… are you just gonna sit there…?

She didn’t respond. Chud contemplated what to do next. I could turn back and join the group and just leave her be, but he really didn’t want to do that. He was worried that she was up here, potentially under the influence. What if she fell off? He knew she wasn’t stupid enough to fall off, but now that she was probably drunk…
He decided to sit down next to her. Again, she didn’t respond at all. Robin kept her gaze focused somewhere beyond the horizon. He turned off his flashlight. The only natural light was the stars and the full moon. Apart from the highway lights in the distance, everything else was cast in darkness. You could barely make out the rusted cars in the parking lot below. A few minutes of silence passed between them, the only sound being the crickets and the light breeze in the air. Chud was too nervous to say anything. He wondered where the others were. He didn’t hear anyone calling fur their names or anything. He considered sending a text to Averi but decided against it.

>So… some Halloween, right?
<…yeah…
>We… didn’t even get much candy…
<…MmmHmm…
God, why do I suck at talking to girls, or anyone fur that matter? And would she even want to talk about this in the first place? Fluff it, I’m on that subject anyway, might as well continue.
>Of course, HE had to show up and ruin everything…
<…
Uh oh. No response to that one? Did you fluff up, Chud? GOD I'M SUCH A FLUFFING LOSER-
<…I’m sorry about that…
Huh? Sorry? Why is she apologizing?
<…I should’ve just told him to fluff off from the beginning…
>Nah… I think that would’ve just pissed him off more…
<Maybe… I’m glad he didn’t hurt you or anything… God, I really thought he changed after all those years…

Oh great, now I’m gonna hear her sob story about her ex that I frankly couldn’t give two shits about. It’s my fault fur bringing it up in the first place.
<…I…I got back with him in 8th grade…
Aaand here we go!
<…You know… I was kinda getting tired of being the “gamer girl” back then… the other girls in my grade already had boyfriends, and I wanted to be a part of that life… I wanted to grow up…
You wanted to become a normalfag? Weak… (Even though you had the same thoughts too, Chud).
<…I knew Chad was trouble, but I already knew him, so it was a pretty easy choice… after a few dates, he showed me some beer he stole from his dad, next thing you know, I’m hooked.
Chud felt his skin crawl upon hearing the word “date” come out of her mouth. I don’t think I can handle this.

<…we did a lot of bad shit together… skipping school, bullying people, and of course, drinking… I think my PS4 went untouched fur most of the semester… crazy, I know…
>…bullying people? What do you mean?
<…sigh… we would pick on the nerdy kids in PE that brought their games with them… we went way too far to be honest… like I’m pretty sure I scratched up some kid's 3DS screen with my claws or something like that… Chad always got a kick out of it, though…
Chud felt a hint of anger fill him. Of course SHE would pick on the weak kids… She really IS the Bully Fox! But sure, blame Chad fur that… typical foid avoiding responsibility fur her actions…
<…my grades started to slip… my dad would find me passed out on the couch with an empty beer can in my hand…as you can imagine, he was pretty angry at me and threatened to sell my entire game collection and stuff… that pissed me off so much… I wanted to get back at him… so…
>…so…?

Robin sighed and tucked her legs in, wrapping her arms around her knees. She was crunched up into a little ball. Chud felt sick in his stomach.
<…do…you really wanna know…?
No… I’m scared of what you’ll say next…
>…
<sigh I… I invited Chad over one night… even though my parents were home… kinda stupid in hindsight, but that made it feel more… adventurous…
Adventurous…? OH NO CHUD I DON’T THINK I WANNA HEAR THIS!!! 
<…I wanted to show my dad… that I was grown up now… and that I could do whatever… I wanted…
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!! I SHOULD JUST TELL HER TO STOP NOW BEFURE-
<…I snuck him in through the window… and then…
AHHHAHSDFHDSHF CODE RED DEFCON ONE STOP THIS CONVERSATION NOW I WON’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THISSSS!!!
Her next words came out in a barely audible, shaky tone.
<…we were gonna… You know… God, why the fluff am I telling you this???
PERFECTLY GOOD QUESTION, ROBIN!!!
 
After a moment of silence, she continued.
<…well… befure we got the chance to do anything… my dad barged in… he must’ve heard the window open or something...
Chud felt like an anvil had just lifted off his chest. So… she’s still a virgin?!?
<…my dad was pissed as you can imagine, saying he was gonna disown me and destroy all of my games…Chad jumped out the window… I think he broke his ankle… my dad even called the cops… I never saw him again after that… not until today…
Chud closed his eyes and tilted his head towards the sky! Oh, thank GOD fur her protective dad! Shame the cops didn’t get him…
<…things were kinda shitty between me and my parents after that… he installed a bunch of cameras and grounded me fur the summer… he was gonna smash my PS4, but my mom stopped him…Somehow, I was able to avoid becoming an alcoholic… my parents stopped drinking entirely just so I didn’t have any access or exposure to that stuff…

She began to fiddle with the vodka bottle. Chud grabbed the bottle away from her.
>…No… I think you had too much tonight…
She gekkered a little.
<…really? Hm… well, this one isn’t fur me…
She grabbed back the bottle from Chud(weak ahh nyagga) and poured another shot, this time handing it to him.

>Uhh… Robin… you really can’t offer me that shit when you just told me all about how-
<Oh my gooooddd Chud, just take it! Learn to live a little… besides…
She put on a mischievous grin. Uh oh…
<… I think I already spoke enough about myself tonight… it’s your turn, Chud.
Chud nervously gulped down the shot. God, this shit was still terrible to drink!
>Uhh… what could you possibly want to know…?

She gekkered fur a second and gave Chud a (seductive?) look.
<Tell me why you’re racist.

>>48539
>Tell my why you're racist
I didn't actually ever think about this until know, always assumed it would be boring shit but now I realize how interesting the story would be. OP is cookin

>>48539
peak again
<Tell me why you’re racist.
>I just hate nyaggas

<Tell me why you’re racist.
>Da joos…

I got jump scared seeing the op pic in my xwitter timeline…

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>>49272
im alive nyagga
i did a >>47020 yesterday, but I've already written the next part this morning. I just need to redo some parts since I literally only had two hours to write it befure work today.

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>What type of fluffing question is that?
<GEEEEKK! Cmon Chud, I’m being serious! I wanna know why…
Robin began slowly dangling her legs off the edge of the roof. I think the vodka is getting to her… shit, how am I supposed to answer that question? Chud didn’t really have a straight answer fur her, or himself.
>Uhh… well, what do you mean? H-how am I “racist”? What does that even mean-
Robin groaned.
<Chuuudd… don’t act dumb! You’re always saying shit about how Averi is Latina, and you played that weird song back in the car earlier. I get the feeling that you also say things about Black-Chan under your breath, too…

Shit, Chud, there’s no way out of this! I didn’t expect her to be that observant! Wait… this could be the perfect opportunity to redpill her! Yes! And if she has the same worldview as me, then it’ll be easier fur us to… yes… It's foolproof!
>W…well, the problem with your question is that the word “racist” has lost all of its meaning thanks to libtards and ((( them ))) running it into the ground.
Robin wasn’t impressed with Chud’s excuse. She angrily made another shot of vodka and threw the cup off the roof after drinking it.

<UUURGGG!!! CHUD!!! That’s not… sigh Fine, you wanna be a smartass then?
Chud gulped. What did I do? She lay down, legs still over the edge. What the fluff is she doing? Did I just ruin my one chance to…? Robin muttered something under her breath. She sat back up, looking unamused.
<Just tell me why you hate nyaggers, and spics, and ‘coons and whatever other races you have a problem with.

Chud's eyes widened. WHAT??? DID ROBIN REALLY JUST SAY THAT??? REDPILLING HER IS GONNA BE EASIER THAN I THOUGHT!!!
<A…and fur the record, I’m saying those slurs under a non-hateful context… okay? Unlike you…
>Ha! Nice try, Robin! That excuse isn’t gonna work with ((( them ))). Heh… I bet you say those words in VC whenever you get pissed in a competitive match!
Robin was shocked at Chud’s accusation. She crossed her arms and turned away from Chud.

<I…. DO NOT…!!! I would never say such things… I’m not a hateful, bigoted person… unlike you…
>Sure…
<A…and you need to stop avoiding the question! This conversation is about YOU now, not me! Why are you-
Chud sighed. Do you really wanna know, you dumb foid? Fine, I won’t hold back. Get ready fur the red pill, it's coming in fast and hot!
>Because I have a racial consciousness. I know that I’m a part of the Aryan, White, European race, the ones who brought civilization and prosperity to the world! That’s why I want to preserve our existence by any means necessary. Is that really such a “bigoted” and “hateful” thing to want? Don’t you want what’s best fur your people…?
<W…well of course I do! We foxes have to stick together, you know… But, I don’t see why that means we have to hate other races… and you seemed to have this sense of smug superiority when you called yourself an “Aryan”. I don’t like that… it makes me feel like shit… and I think Averi feels the same way when you insult her like that…

Chud scoffed. Averi? Why do you have to bring up that beaner slut now? She’s not even here! He was kinda surprised they haven’t started looking fur them yet… maybe they’re too drunk or something.
>Robin, I don’t think Averi cares if I call her a beaner. I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention, but she’s just as “racist” as me… she just does a better job at hiding it…
<N…no! She’s just trying to be edgy… we both know how weird she is…
Robin looked down at the dark parking lot in silence fur a minute.

<So… is your “racism” why you ignore the fact that Averi clearly likes you…?
W…what? Where did that come from? God damn it! You just had to bring up that dumb Latinx foid, didn’t you?
>She doesn’t like me! She’s just trying to manipulate me… that’s all women do nowadays… besides, there’s no reason to like me anyway… I don’t know what she could possibly see in me… and yes, her being a beaner is why we could never be together even if…
Robin gekkered.
<Hmm… you know, there’s something that doesn’t make any sense to me…
>What doesn’t make sense to you?
<So… I’m assuming that since you're “racist”, you prefer white, human women, right?
>Duh…

She flashed a sly grin.
<Oh, really? Because… GEEEEKKK!!!
>Wh-What's so funny?
<Chud… you know that you’ve locked yourself out of an entire world of opportunities by being so stuck in your ways, right? It doesn’t have to be that way… I think you're capable of more than that…
What the fluff is this drunk foid rambling about? I don’t give a shit about “opportunities”. Opportunities to what? Defend ZOG and the great replacement? How about no?
>Ha! No! I’m not gonna fall fur your “deradicalization” tricks! I will always be based and redpilled, and nothing will change that! Not even your tits could-

Chud covered his mouth and turned away from Robin, blushing bright red. AHHHH WHAT THE FLUFF DID I JUST SAY??? 
<My… what?
>…
<GEEEEKKK!!! You get my point, Chud? How can you claim to be a savior of the white race if you clearly have a fetish fur us fox women? Hmmm?
Chud turned back to see Robin making a stupid grin on her face. He desperately tried to defend himself from her 300 IQ argument.
>N…NO!!! NO, I DON’T!!! If anything, I HATE FOXES!!! Yeah… they’re so manipulative and furry and… uh… fluffy… and they smell bad!!!
Robin gekkered so hard she fell on her back. Chud’s cheeks were still red. 
<GEEEKKK!!! Chud, you’re a TERRIBLE liar!

She suddenly sat straight up and gave Chud that look that he could only describe as seductive. Robin began to play with the vodka bottle, almost breaking it in the process.
<Hmm… we’re manipulative you say…?
>Y… yeah… Averi is the worst of it! She’s always doing weird shit to me…
<I guess it doesn’t work on you since she’s… lacking certain assets, no?
>Uh… what do you mean-

The vodka bottle rolled off the roof and hit the ground below with a crash as Robin jumped onto Chud’s lap in one swoop motion. AHHH WTF IS THIS POOCH DOING???? She still had that dumb grin on her face. He felt his body getting excited at the sensation of her sitting on his… If she notices… It's so over fur me…
<GEEEEKKK!!! What's with that face, Chud? Isn’t this what you wanted? Oh wait… right…
Robin grabbed Chud’s palm and guided it to her right breast. S…SOFT!!! IT'S SO SOFT!!! AHHHAHHHAHH IS THIS WHAT HEAVEN FEELS LIKE???
<You like that, don’t you, Chud? Gekkk~!
AHHH EVEN HER GEKKERING IS SEDUCTIVE!!! GOD YOU’RE SO LUCKY I'M TOO SCARED AND WEAK TO OVERPOWER YOU ROBIN BECAUSE I WOULD'VE ALREADY-
She moved Chud’s palm to the bra strap on her shoulder.
<…why don’t you feel them fur real…? Gekkk~!
>Robin, I…
<Shhhhhh!

She put her digit on Chud’s lips. She sounded sorrowful now.
<Enough talking, Chud… we… we’re not gonna remember this dumb night anyway… just… let it happen… okay?
Chud knew he should be rejoicing at hearing those words grace his ears. This was his literal dream come true, so why did he feel this terrible pit in his stomach? I… I don’t think she’s sober right now… no, far from it… and if she DOES remember in the morning… it’ll actually be legitimately, unironically, undoubtedly over fur me… Chud knew from the podcasts that he watched that sleeping with drunk women was an extremely risky move, one that could cost him his life. But on the other hand, there was a smoking hot vixen willing to let him do incomprehensible things to her boobas. Was this a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity fur a chudcel like him? He didn’t have time to contemplate as he heard steps rush up the rooftop entrance.

<…iiiiIIIIMMM HERE TOOOO~!!! Black-Chan is gonna be sooo pissed that you guys broke her bo-
<Ah!... Oh… Chuddie… wha…
Robin and Chud turned their heads to face Averi. Robin looked at Chud, then Averi, and then back at Chud again. 
<Eh?
<…
<EEEEEKKK!!!

She shrieked as she jumped off Chud and nearly stumbled into the A/C unit. She covered her chest with her arms. 
<W… what the…. What the fluff….
Robin began to hyperventilate. The rest of the group arrived on the rooftop by now.
<Chuddie~…
Chud gulped. He could see Averi was smiling, but by her tone, he could tell she wasn’t exactly happy to see him.
<Mind explaining exactly what you were doing with-

Robin fell to her knees and vomited. Black-Chan chuckled.
<My, my, my… looks like someone drank too much tonight!
Nekotsuki chimed in.
<It’s… dangerous to do that, Robin-Chan…
Black-Chan sighed, took a towel from her backpack, and comfurted Robin.
<Geeze, girl… I should’ve been watching you! Looks like he couldn’t keep you in check…
She glared at Chud fur a second. He scowled and stood up. Averi immediately ran to his side and grabbed his arm. OWWW!!! Could you not, you fluffing beaner pooch? She was still grinning at him.
<Anywayyy~… I think we’re done with this little adventure of yours, Black-Chan~! 
Black-Chan nodded.
<Yeah, it’s getting late anyway…

The drive home was extremely long and awkward fur the trio in the back. Averi sat in the middle, deliberately keeping Chud away from Robin. While Black-Chan and Nekotsuki talked about the stuff they saw inside the building, Robin stared out the car window in complete silence. Averi occasionally chimed in to Black-Chan and Nekotsuki’s conversation, but every time Chud glanced at Averi, he saw her giving him the death stare. Oh, I really fluffed up, haven’t I?
After dropping Robin off, they drove over to Chud’s house. He thanked Black-Chan and got out of the car. 
<Hey Black-Chan, I’m also getting off here~…
Chud and Averi made eye contact fur a second. She changed back to her death stare.
<Actually, you know what? Furget it~…
<Why would you get off here anyway-
<My mistake~!… I think I’m still a bit tipsy~… gek…
That was the least enthusiastic gek he’d ever heard from Averi. She got back into the car and drove off into the night. 

Fluff my pathetic chudcel life…

>>49396
How does drinking work anyway? Does it let out your true self or just make you a retard? Wondering if Robins whole thing meant anything.

>>49396
i can no longer relate to chud because he touched boobs
this is peak again

>>49399
your risk perception gets worse so you do reckless stuff

>>49399
Idk I don’t drink lol
All I know is that being drunk impairs your judgment 
>>49401
This

>>49396
I hope averi tears chuds face apart, only a weak brown would falter in that moment and betray the Fatherland fur some stupid vixen pooch!

Now we get into Averis yandere arc.

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<Robin B. Mimmi! Do you know what time it is?
>Yes Dad, sorry… my friends-
<I don’t give a damn about your friends! You should have been back by 9!

Robin’s father growled from his armchair in the living room. He was watching Fox News, as usual. I thought Mom told him he had to stop watching TV so late. Was he just sitting there, waiting fur me to come home? Doesn’t he know that I’m 18 already? I swear, he’s gotten MORE controlling as I aged. God, I can’t wait until I move out of here…

Robin fixed a glass of water from the kitchen.
>I’m gonna shower then sleep. Okay Dad? Goodni-
<Now wait a minute here, missy(OMG Missy reference?).
Fluff! What do you want, old man? I already have enough on my mind tonight as is…
<You weren’t hanging around with any boys, were you?

Robin gulped. Her father fiddled with his whiskers. He always did that whenever he was deep in thought. No Dad, I totally didn’t talk to Chad again befure he pulled some dumb prank on us, and I definitely didn’t whore myself out to… him of all people while drunk… nope, not at all…
<Fur as long as you live under my roof, you shall not have any kind of relationship with your male peers, not until you’re 21 at least.
Robin rolled her eyes.
>Yeah, yeah, I know, Dad, you’ve said to me a million times. I’m not interested in being in a relationship; it’ll take time away from school and gaming.
She gekkered at herself.
<This isn’t a laughing matter, young lady! Do you know how many horror stories I’ve heard on Facebook about girls your age getting pregnant from some dumb guy who doesn’t even care-
He stopped himself, then lowered his tone. Robin knew what he was gonna say.
<Oh, that’s right… you don’t even prefer your own kind… unless you want to be one of those outcasts who live in the woods with their half-mutant abomination of a-
>Geeze, Dad, I get it! I didn’t spend time with any boys! It was just the girls and me…

Her Dad scoffed at her claim.
<Really now? Then who was that guy with the military getup I saw on the Ring camera leaving with you earlier today?
Robin’s mind flashed back to the roof she was on with Chud just a half hour ago. No! It didn’t mean anything! That was just me being drunk… I really should’ve been able to control myself.
>No one dad… It’s some quiet kid my friend brought along because she felt bad he had no friends. To be honest, I… think he’s… gay…
Her father stared at her fur a few seconds befure shaking his head.
<Sure he is, just keep in mind that I’m always watching…
With that, he refocused his attention on the TV. There was a segment on reports of masked men terrorizing trick-or-treaters in the woods or something like that. Robin sighed and went upstairs.

After a nice, warm, long shower, Robin put on the bare essentials and slipped into her bed. She began to plan out the rest of her weekend in her head. Okay, first thing tomorrow I gotta log on to Genshin so I can grind fur that new drop, then…
>”…why don’t you feel them fur real…? Gekkk~!”
Oh my god… did I actually say that? Robin cringed hard into her pillow as she tried to furget, only fur more memories to come rushing back.
>”What's with that face, Chud? Isn’t this what you wanted?”
Did I…? He touched my… I made him… FLUFF!!! Why God, why??? Out of all the people, why him??? Not even Chad got that physical, even when we almost- W… why am I thinking about this now??? URRGGGGHHHH!!! I barely even know him…

Robin tried hard to think about anything else, the fall project she had due next week, that new souls-like game coming out next year, what was it called?
Chud’s face came back into her mind. AHHH WHY??? He’s not even that cute, by human standards at least… Oh shit, did I just admit that I found him cute??? Especially with that military outfit… literally all he has to do is comb his hair a bit and eat more, so he looks less like a skeleton… then maybe-
>ROBIN!!! STOP IT!!!
She screamed into her pillow. THIS ISN’T HAPPENING!!! He’s literally a fluffing incel… I can’t… 
>”Hmm… we’re manipulative you say…?”
God, he’s so pathetic, and a pushover… I could probably mold him into whoever I want him to be… he doesn’t have the ego to stop me… and he’ll never cheat on me or anything since I’m the only girl that’ll-
<”GEEEEEKKK~!!!”

Averi… Nah, he hates spics like her… why did I call her that? I hope Chud isn’t corrupting me… 
>”…we’re not gonna remember this dumb night anyway… just… let it happen… okay?”
She played back the moment she made him grab her boob. He couldn’t even squish them… Hmm, what if he did? What if Averi never heard them? Would they really have…? Robin felt her paw drift down her body. No, not tonight, girl… besides, it's NNN.

**

Averi stood in her backyard, spying on the Moon with her telescope. She grumbled as she tried to focus her sight on the Sea of Tranquility.
>The Mare Tranquillitatis…

She liked how that rolled off her tongue. I can’t believe it's been more than 50 years since we’ve been there… Well, to be more accurate, since humans have been there… Anthros weren’t allowed to be astronauts back then. When they finally lifted the restrictions, it was too late; NASA’s budget was decimated, and the moon program was cancelled. What a shame…
>I ought to tell Chuddie how “unaryan” it is to destroy your own nation’s space pro~-
Averi frowned.
>Chuddie~… he… and Robin were…

She felt a sudden surge of rage engulf her. Averi angrily huffed as she shook the telescope and fiddled with the focusing knob so hard that it snapped off. 
>AIIIEEE COÑO!!!
FLUFFKK!!! THIS SHIT COST ME $800!!!! I’m such a fluffing pendejo… That fluffing womanizer piece of shit… and that fluffing whore of a fox! Averi sat down and puffed. She felt tears coming, but managed to fight them back.
Whatever… I can furgive you, Chuddie; you don’t know any better. She recalled Robin throwing up after they found them on the roof.
>Nice one, Robin… getting drunk just so you could mask yourself making the first move… why didn’t I think of that?

Averi knew deep down that wasn’t true. After all, if Robin could date Chad, why would she ever fall fur Chuddie? I mean, not to be rude or anything, but I don’t think he can really offer her anything… sorry Chuddie, you know it’s true… She sighed as she started into the night sky.
But, couldn’t the same be said fur me? What does Chuddie offer me? She lay down on the grass and thought about their “relationship”. Let’s see, we sit together at lunch(he doesn't talk to me tho), I’ve been to his place and he’s seen me nak… well, not really, but he thinks so… She shifted her position so she could get a better look at the Moon. And, we went trick-or… no, we didn’t, that fluffer Chad ruined that fur us! What about the abandoned house? No… he went out of his way to be with Robin, and I somehow let him slip from my grasp! Stupid fluffing vodka from that stupid fluffing gata negro…

Why doesn’t he notice me? I think I make it pretty obvious to him even if I try and deny it… he doesn’t actually hate me fur being “Latin... x”(Averi hates saying it even in her head), does he? Why does it matter anyway? He’s “racemixing” anyway by being with a fox, regardless of what race or culture they are… God, Chuddie is such a blockhead! I thought /pol/ guys were supposed to be smart…

Averi got off the ground and packed up her telescope. She could probably find a good deal on replacement knobs on Amazon or something. She struggled as she carried it back to her room. Her parents were sound asleep. They came back fur Halloween, but she knew they would be gone by Monday. Maybe I should’ve spent time with them instead of… how can I even think such a thing? Furgive me, Chuddie…

Averi took a quick shower and slipped into bed “naked” (by Chud’s standards). I kinda feel bad fur Robin, imagine not being able to walk around in your natural fur! Of course, she doesn’t have a choice thanks to her two big tetas. Averi grabbed some of her chest fluff. I’m sorry I don’t have anything to offer you, Chuddie… please don’t tell me that’s the only reason you like her over me… I can offer you a lot more than she ever could… really…
>W… we can have 12 unvaccinated kids and live in some comfy cabin together off the grid in the northwest… that’s what you want, right? 
Averi rolled over to her side.
>And… we can raise a chicken farm together so I can eat all the borgers I ever want! Yes! It's perfect…
 
Averi tried to smile, but she couldn't. She felt her eyes tearing up again.
>I… I don’t know why I’m so worried, you’ll furget about Robin soon enough once she realizes…
Averi remembered seeing the seductive grin on Robin’s face when she came up the stairs. FLUFFING WHORE!!! What if Chuddie doesn’t get over her…?

Averi was about to cry fur real when an idea popped into her head. She became stone-faced as a cunning, mischievous plan furmulated in her mind.
>Chuddie~… I think I know how to achieve a happy ending fur all of us…
>Well…
>Maybe not fur Robin… GEEEKKK~!!!

>>50300
peak, love the narrative shifts

>>50300
Never get in the way of a desperate Latina.

is she gonna kill robin

>>50336
Averi struck me as more the manipulative type. I’m expecting frame her, break her, set her up with someone else, manipulate her into getting BRS “so you can be normal”, stuffing her own bra, fatten her up to make her unappealing, use friends in high places to change seating charts or move change Robins schedule, etc.

>>50347
yeah or that i think its gonna be rumors to make robin seem as unappeiling as possible to chud

>>50347
ironic considering a line prior she was calling Robin a manipulative pooch

>>50347
>>50362
Kitsune moment
> manipulate her into getting BRS
what’s BRS?

>>50363
breast reduction surgery I assume

>>50365
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>>50372
>breast reduction surgery
NEVER

>>50300
>we can have 12 unvaccinated kids and live in some comfy cabin together off the grid
my heart...

>>50363
Bank Reconciliation Statement. She's an accountant.

I'm gonna try and illustrate the story, or at least the parts I liked lel. I have been lacking creativity lately so I'm just gonna free ride off of you

>>50500
Turn it into a weekly manga

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>>50500
>>50511
>furGODS are making fan art of my fic
have I finally made it on der ‘foo?

btw if your gonna draw Averi, keep in mind she canonically looks like pic rel in the fic.

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Here is my illustration of the >>49396 scene.
I could've worked more on detailing the background, but I made this only fur fun and I didn't want to spend more hours.

>>51027
>Sir, a gem just hit the anfoo fic thread

>>51027
HOLY FLUFFING GEM 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

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>>51027
maybe i should actually get to reading this fic sometime
its too gemmy fur me to not notice

>>51027
fluffy gem

One day i'll take the time to read all of this

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>>50300
November

>The Floof Rises? What the fluff is this shit doing on the front of the workshop?
Chud couldn’t believe his eyes. Some tranny total conversion mod was featured as the top HOI IV mod of the month on the Steam workshop. He didn’t have to play it to know it was woke trash. Apparently, the mod took place in an alternate timeline where Trump lost the 2020 elections due to the economy collapsing from some chink virus. This apparently led to his supporters storming the capital building (like that would ever happen), which kick-starts the Second American Civil War or something.

>Stupid fluffing leftoids projecting their violent fantasies on us… they were the ones rioting after that worthless nog George Floyd died of a fentanyl overdose after a chad Aryan warrior cop restrained him.
Chud was about to leave a scathing comment calling out the mod fur being gay and cringe when he heard a ding from his phone. He groaned. Who would be texting me at this hour on a school night? That fluffing beaner-

The lock screen showed it was from Robin. Oh god… Chud’s phone shook in his palm. He imagined a long text explaining how she couldn’t be “friends” with him anymore and to never talk to her again, or something along those lines. Maybe she’ll send one more text after that, threatening to file a restraining order… It’s so over fur me… and it wasn’t even my fault! MAYBE YOU SHOULD’VE CONTROLLED YOURSELF, YOU DRUNK WHORE!!! Typical foid avoiding accountability…
He reluctantly unlocked his phone.

<Hey Chud… I know it’s been a while, but I just wanna let you know that I don’t hate you or anything, I just wanted some time fur myself… I hope you understand.
Chud relaxed his shoulders. So… she wasn’t avoiding me because she thought I was some sexual predator? I guess she just needed some time to unpack after that night… I can’t blame her… I wasn’t exactly enthusiastic about seeing her that Monday.
<Look, I don’t know what exactly got into me that night… I wasn’t sober but… fluff, this doesn’t feel right to explain over text. Maybe I could speak to you privately in person tomorrow after school?
>Sure. Don’t worry about it.

Chud spent all night worrying about how their conversation would go tomorrow.

**

<Why are you so nervous, Chuddie~?
Averi was gulping down Chud’s chicken sandwich as usual. She kept her “promise” of sitting next to him and taking his lunch as a tax. Why have I tolerated this fur the past 2 months? I could have easily moved to another empty table… It’s not like we talk anyway; I spend my lunches trying to catch up on homework I had due the following periods, and she just doodles on her tablet in complete silence… Deep down, Chud didn’t actually mind her sitting next to him… it made him feel a little less lonely.

>It’s nothing… I just have to get this worksheet done fur 5th period or I’m screwed…
<GEEEKK~!!! Chuddie, you’re so irresponsible… You would make a TERRIBLE boyfriend~…
Chud snapped back.
>I didn’t ask fur your input, beaner…
<GEEEK~!!! Why so cranky, Chuddie~? Is it because you know I’m right? Hasn’t Robbie been avoiding you fur the past few days…?
Chud felt his phone vibrate (it was on silent). He pulled it out to check.
<Sorry, I furgot to tell you, but it’s gonna be at the school library. We’ll have more privacy there.

His heart skipped a beat. Why is Robin so adamant about keeping this conversation private? He glanced at the Latinx vixen sitting beside him. She was doodling away on her tablet. God, she’s so cute when she’s not being an annoying little beaner… her fur is so floofy… a hug from her would be- GAHHHH GOD DAMN IT, I DID IT AGAIN!!! He replied with a thumbs-up emoji. I don’t want to appear too desperate to talk to her…

<Who you texting~?
>Oh! Uh… my Mom, yeah… she said I have to do some errands fur her when I get home… hah… parents, am I right?
Chud could tell by the look on her face that she didn’t buy it one bit.
<Suuureee~…
Her face went from suspicious to smug.
<Oh Chuddie, I actually DID hear back from Robbie recently~…
>Y… you did?
<Yeah~! And guess what she told me~?
>W-
<She’s gonna get BRS just so you stop looking at her~! GEEEEKKK~!!!

BRS? What the fluff is that? Is that some type of court order or something?
>What’s that…?
<Breast reduction surgery, of course~!
>WHATTT????
NO… SHE CAN’T!!! IT'S SO FLUFFING OVER… Wait… why the fluff would I believe a single thing that comes out of this spics mouth?
>Bullshit!
<GEEEEK~!!! Denial is the first stage of grief, Chuddie~! Besides, maybe you’re actually more of a thighs guy and you don’t know it~…

She stood up and rubbed her paws down the side of her waist and thighs. HOLY FLOOF!!! OKAY, MAYBE SHE IS A BIT THICC AND CURVY BUT… THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF HER TRICKS!!! YOUR KITSUNE LATINX SEX MAGIC WONT WORK ON ME!!! Chud turned away and crossed his arms.
>Averi, I think I’ve gotten so used to your antics that I see your cheap attempts at “sex appeal” as nothing more than some kind of latinx party trick. And besides… I actually think I WOULD still like Robin even if she got BRS fur whatever reason…
<I don’t believe you~… there’s absolutely no way-
>Didn’t Robin already tell you about our past? Obviously, she didn’t have a chest back then, so no… that’s not the only reason why I like her now…
<GEEEEK~!!! So, you’ve finally admitted that you like her… I think we all knew that anyway~…
>N… no, I mean it in a friendship kinda way… I’m still saving myself fur a trad white girl…
<MmmmHmmm~… maybe I shouldn’t stop you…
>Stop me from what?
<sigh Look, Chuddie, if you really prefer her over me… then who am I to try and intervene~?
>It’s not like that-
<I don’t mind Chuddie, really~!

Averi smiled and went back to doodling. Chud scoffed and went to the water fountain, leaving her alone at the table.

Chuddie~… We both know that a relationship between you two will be very short-lived… (I’ll ensure it is…) You’re gonna be such an emotional wreck after your inevitable breakup that you’ll have no choice but to be with me… FUREVER!
<GEEEEK~!!!

**

Robin was sitting in the secluded sitting area at the back of the library. There was barely anyone here in the first place. Chud cautiously sat down in the chair opposite her. She was playing something on her Switch. She took off her headphones when she noticed Chud had arrived.
<Oh! Sorry, I didn’t see you there…
>No problem, heh…

So much fur “Breast reduction surgery”. God, I love her school unifurm so much, though that outfit she wore on Halloween was a lot more revealing… Shit! I shouldn’t be thinking about that right now… He focused his gaze on the window behind her.
>So, uh... what did you want to talk about?
<Uh, well… how do I even begin…?
Her ears twitched as she fiddled with her paws.
<Ah…. Uh… I’m sorry that I made you do that!
>Do… what?
<You know… do I really have to say it?

The boob grab? Why would you apologize fur that? If anything, I should thank you fur making me feel like a real man fur those 5 glorious seconds.
<B… but I think you bear some of the responsibility…
>Wh… how?
<Chud, you should’ve done something… anything to stop me… but you didn’t, you just let it happen…
>Well… how did you expect me to respond?
She blushed as she twirled her fluffy hair.
<Not by letting me… if Averi didn’t show up… would you...would we have gone further...?

Now it was Chud’s turn to become red. He stuck his hands out.
>Well, no… I didn’t mean it like that… I just... didn’t know how to react in that situation...
AHHH I DIDN’T EXPECT HER TO GO THERE!!! THIS IS SO FLUFFING EMBARASSING TO TALK ABOUT!!! WHY COULDN’T WE JUST TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NORMAL???

They sat in silence, desperately avoiding eye contact fur a good minute.
<Chud, I don’t want you to get the wrong idea about me… I’m not one of those girls…
>I never thought you were…(sure you didn’t Chud…)
<But, I don’t know… I feel…

Robin suddenly snapped. She slammed her fists against the chair's armrests as her ears sprang up.
<Argggh!! Fluff it! Chud…!
Chud sat up, heart racing. He made eye contact with her.
<It doesn’t take a genius to know you have a thing fur me…
OH SHIT!!! SHE KNOWS??? Well, I’m not that surprised, but fur her to bring it up to my face…
>Well… uh…
<And I don’t know how I feel about that…

WH-WHAT???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT??? DOES THAT MEAN-
<I still don’t really know anything about you… other than your... anti-social worldview, but… maybe… ARRGGHHH!!! Fluff, why is it so hard fur me to speak?
BUT MAYBE WHAT??? WHAT ROBIN??? She covered her face with her paws.
<Just… play Mario Kart with me…

>What?
Mario Kart? Where the fluff did that come from?
<And… if you manage to beat me on a 200cc cup, then maybe, just maybe, I’ll consider...
>C-consider what?
<GEEEK!!! I guess you'll have to win if you wanna find out... I'll see you Saturday...

>>51200
reading these makes my day a little better i enjoy this your are a good writer

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>>51213
tsmt
>gigaquoted

>>51200
All kitsune are foxes but are all foxes kitsune?

bump

>>52402
i'm not dead
i got distracted by recent events and i haven't had the time to write

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>>52408
Fell fur it again award
also I did say I wanted to illustrate parts of your story but I also got distracted, and was logged by another anon befure I even attempted lol

*mogged

>>52408
Not Dead Award
>>52410
She is not a doll. She's an action figure at the very least.

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<Chuddie, sweetie… when are you gonna get your driver’s license?
Here we go again…
>What’s the point if I don’t have a car????
<That’s what a JOB is fur, sweetie. You should start looking fur one during Thanksgiving break. You could use the extra money to save up befure college.

College? Ha! This dumb boomer really thinks college is worth it these days? Doesn’t she know that universities today are nothing more than indoctrination machines fur the Jews to promote anti-white ideology? Even if I got a degree, DEI means that any good job goes straight to pajeets. Oh, but I’m sure Fox News tells her it’s actually because Gen Z doesn’t pull themselves up by the bootstraps or some shit. God, I can’t wait until the day of the pillow-
<It’s right up here, right sweetie?
>Yeah, Mom… just like last time.

The fact that he was again going to Robin’s house didn’t faze him. Maybe his mind was getting used to being around her. Hell, I don’t even focus on her tits as much whenever I see her! (sure…)
He thanked his mom fur the ride and walked to the front door. He waited until she sped off befure reaching out his arm to ring the doorbell. Robin opened the door right as he was about to press it.
<Hey Ro-
He was cut off as she grabbed his arm and pulled him inside. 
>Uh… what was that fur?
Robin locked the front door and sighed.
<Ring camera. My parents aren’t here, so if you had rung the bell, my Dad-
>But, don’t those cameras have motion sensors or something?
<Yeah… I turned it off on the app. Don’t worry, he isn’t tech-savvy enough to notice. GEEEKK!!!

Gulp. So, Robin has no issue with doing shit behind her parents' backs… He remembered when Chad claimed she went through a “phase”. What if she never left…? Oh god… how can she be my trad waifur if she’s one of those rebellious types???
Robin was wearing a red sweater and a blue skirt. Sure, it looked cute on her, but the sweater did an unfurtunately good job of hiding the shape of her-
<So… have you actually played Mario Kart befure?
>Duh! I used to play that all the time on my DS!
<On your DS? GEEEEKKK!!! So how long ago was that?
Robin crossed her arms and looked at him skeptically. Chud struggled to find a comeback.
>It…It doesn’t matter! I literally have thousands of hours in HOI IV, and that game is way, way more complicated than some kids' racing game!
<GEEEKK!!! Well, at least my games are actually fun, Chud!  You know I registered fur an online tournament, right? The match is gonna be later this month and I need someone to practice with…

Oh… so that’s why she invited me over? It was just so she could use me as some practice aid fur her dumb tournament…. I should’ve known she was swindling me… GODDAMN FOIDS!!! Well, I can’t back out now… might as well make the best of it…
Robin went to the living room TV console and pulled out two Switch Pro controllers.
<My promise still stands, Chud. If you somehow manage to beat me on a 200cc race…
Chud’s eyes lit up. 
>Then what…?
<You’re not gonna find out anyway… GEEEKKK!!!

Chud slouched down on the couch with Robin as she turned on the switch and started Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. She selected Grand Prix mode and the 200cc difficulty option. Now they had to choose their characters. Uhhh… who’s the least soy character…? Mario, duh! Robin chose Yoshi. Wait… you have to customize your kart too…? This is a lot more involved than I thought…
<What's the matter, Chud? I thought you liked strategizing?
>Pffft! This barely counts as strategy…
Chud knew nothing about racing games; it had been years since he played one. Uhh… I guess I max out my speed stats…? Yeah, that makes sense.
Robin chose to play as Yoshi on some weird teddy bear-looking kart. What the hell? Oh wait… it makes perfect sense that a foid would base their customization on looks instead of stats… women moment! She selected the special cup and started the race.

**

>ARRGGHHH WHAT THE FLUFF IS THIS SHIT???
Chud constantly fell off the track and bumped into obstacles. Whenever he was brought back onto the track, some item from a CPU character(a female one most of the time) would hit him. It HAD to be on purpose! Even AI foids hate me!
<GEEEKK!!! Chud, do you need me to turn on driver's assist mode fur you…?
Chud’s face turned red.
>Uh… NO!!! It’s this damn controller…
<Sure it is, Chud… GEEEKKK!!! I assumed you knew, but FYI, 200cc mode makes the karts faster, meaning you need to drift and use your brakes a lot more…
Robin easily held the lead in first place fur the entire cup while Chud lagged in 8th place. Not even the infamous blue shell could slow Robin down. He all but gave up when the final track, Rainbow Road, came up. Gay ass fluffing course anyway… why do faggots have to ruin everything…
Robin smugly grinned at Chud as the results screen displayed Robin winning the golden trophy fur the cup. She stretched and yawned.
<That was just a warmup… the real racing begins now!
Fluff my pathetic chudcel life.

**

After two hours of getting humiliated by Robin, she was about to call it quits.
<Okay, I think that’s enough practice fur me today…
>NO WAIT!!!
But the thing she was gonna do if I won… I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!
<Hm? GEEEKK!!! Aww… Chud, don’t worry… I’ll invite you back the day befure the tournament so you can have a second chance…

Chud clasped his palms together and pleaded to Robin.
>Wait Robin, one more match… this time just the two of us, no CPUs, and the same kart loadout, so it's an even playing ground…
<GEEEKKK!!! Chud, are you really blaming the karts fur how much you suck? My skills alone are far superior to yours… heh… I thought boys were better gamers… GEEEKKK!!!
She nearly dropped her controller from gekkering so much.
Chud felt his cheeks redden again. ARRGGHHH WHY IS THIS FOID TAUNTING ME LIKE THIS???? OH, JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU PLAY A REAL GAME YOU DUMB POOCH!!!!

Robin chose the VS Race mode this time, which allowed more customization. Per Chud's request, she turned off the CPU characters and chose Rainbow Road as the only track.
<Just one race... okay, Chud? Not like it’ll make a difference…
Okay, Chud, TIME TO LOCK IN!!!
The race started, and Chud was already off to a bad start. He revved up his engines fur too long, making him burn out as the timer counted down to 1.
>NOOOO!!!
<GEEEKKK!!! Geeze Chud, two hours later and you’re still making noob mistakes… 
Robin was too busy chastising Chud to notice she drove off the track.

<W…what???? HUH???
Ha! Dumb pooch!
Thanks to her careless mistake, Chud caught up to Robin and kept a close distance behind her fur the rest of the race. He noticed her lean furward as she used all her gamer skills to remain in first place.
It was at the beginning of the third lap when Chud made his second mistake. He took too long to break and fell off the track. Now Robin was a considerable distance away from him. There was no way he could catch up to her now. He stood up.
>NOOOOOO!!!!
<GEEEKKK!!! Oh, Chud, and I thought you actually improved-
Chud ran into an item box. To his surprise and delight, he got a blue shell.

<WHA? IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Chud smirked as he pushed in his glasses and tossed the shell towards Robin.
It's sooo over fur you foid….
The shell impacted Robin just as she was about to turn a corner, making her fall off the track as soon as she recovered.
<WHAT THE FUUUCCCKKK!!!!???!!
Now it was Chud’s turn to laugh.
>HAHAHAHHA!!!! I FLUFFING OWN YOU POOCH!!!
Chud passed Robin and crossed the finish line. He sat back down and sighed. Robin was silent, her ears dropped.

<…Did… you really have to call me a pooch…?
Chud stammered as he explained himself.
>Erm… no, I didn’t mean it that way! I was just excited… It's gamer talk, you know…?
She sighed.
<Yeah, I know… still, you shouldn’t say that to a woman in front of her face… Hmmpt!
Robin frowned as she crossed her arms and turned away from Chud. Cmon foid! I bet you fair and square! Now…
>So… that thing you promised…

Robin began fidgeting in her seat as she tried to respond to Chud.
<Oh THAT thing… yeah how could I furget…? Uh Chud… I actually didn’t expect you to beat me… AT ALL… uh, wow… this is really awkward…
Chud didn’t know what to expect. He thought about that Halloween night on the roof. No, there was no way she was gonna do something like that… not while she was sober, anyway… God, I’m such a gooner fur even entertaining that idea… but, what was she promising then…?
<…It's gonna be a few hours until my parents come back… why don’t we go fur a walk in the furest? Y’know… on that trail we took on Halloween… the weather’s pretty nice out right now…
<sigh
<I’ll tell you what you’ve… won at the gazebo… okay?

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>>53417
>nu post

>>53417
gem

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>>53417
gemmy

>Handholding scene at the gazebo.