Anyone ever tried BANFAD? It's pretty fun. First go into Walmart wearing a shower cap, sweatpants and brightly colored shirt and shoes. Next scream at the top of your lungs "y'all finna have a bathroom I gotsta dookie?!!!." Find the bathroom, take a shit. Do not flush. Now it's time for some shopping but it won't take long. Just find the aisle for sodas and the aisle for cereal and fill your cart. Take your full cart to the register and let the cracker scan all of the groceries. When she gets done hand her your expired EBT card but don't acknowledge that it's expired. When she says it's expired tell her it isn't and to try again. After she tries a second time say that you called and they confirmed there's money on there. You are saying this expecting her to just let you take the groceries on the honor system which never happens but you're going to try anyway. When that doesn't work, say you're going to go put the groceries back. Instead of putting groceries back go to self check out, pretend to scan everything and then leave without paying. Make sure you leave the cart in the middle of the parking lot. Now you have food and drink for the next three days.